Jolt Country

One thing everyone knows is that this is the worst base name in the history of bases! Let's make it better, instead of just sitting on our asses feeling all self-satisfied and letting the place go to hell, not that I'm speaking specifically about any particular Sysop here.

Whoever comes up with the best name, gets a kiss on the face from ME, and also, gets that name to replace the current one!

Here's my entry:

Fudge Monkeys, Inc.

It sucks, yes, but it's still 100 times better than the current name!

Sex & Movies: Electric Boogaloo

pinback wrote:One thing everyone knows is that this is the worst base name in the history of bases! Let's make it better, instead of just sitting on our asses feeling all self-satisfied and letting the place go to hell, not that I'm speaking specifically about any particular Sysop here.

I asked for suggestions for this thing for at least two weeks. Not a single goddamn one came. So I went with this one.

You "get" the motiff behind the site, right? Each base name is a take off on some person, place or thing from a video game. I mean, you understand this completely, right?

Here's my entry: Fudge Monkeys, Inc.

Oh! Oh, I say! You do understand the naming scheme! Excellent. That is just excellent. I gotta say, it incorporates aspects of film, sex and games properly! It's almost perfect! You've really outdone yourself here, and to be frank, I'm a little embarassed that I didn't think of this one myself. Dammit!

Whoever comes up with the best name, gets a kiss on the face from ME, and also, gets that name to replace the current one!

I will never change the name of this base.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You "get" the motiff behind the site, right? Each base name is a take off on some person, place or thing from a video game.

Yeah, that's good stuff, man. Keep grinding out that rent money.

I will never change the name of this base.

The hell you won't.

It's not your BASE anymore, Jonsey. This is Pinback's World, and, I'm sorry if you don't like it, but you better do every goddamn thing I say, when it comes to this base, or I'll just take the fucker down.

Got it? Is this clear?

Bedknobs and broomsticks? Ir's a movie, and it seems a very perverse title. Or you could just start ratteling off porn titles like "Penetrator 2"

I'd call it Snuff Porn Adventure.

Worm wrote:I'd call it Snuff Porn Adventure.

I... I mean -- Jesus, what the ...

God damn you. GOD DAMN YOU.

Where the *fuck* was this three weeks ago, Mutely? You were sitting on Snuff Porn Adventure when the rest of this "come up with a name for the base" shit was going on!?!

I'll get you for this, Berkowski. Bernacecci. Berkenstein. Whichever one it is. You know what I mean.

Is anyone else waiting for a DBN visit here?


"Today's bad name for a Jolt Country base dealing with movies and sex is __________________________."