Okay, this one rules.

test-taking James Bond · Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:50 pm

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I will be, apparently, kickin' it old school near the river Sticks in the fifth level of hell, beating the shit out of everyone else while naked. Cool, huh? LAAAAAAANNN PARTAAAYYYY!!!

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:20 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:21 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
So what? When they can't decide they throw me in the worst place?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:27 pm

A-hem, that is deffinetly *not* the *worst* place, *thank you*...

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:51 pm

Uh-oh! I'm on the "Eigth" level of hell! A hell so filled with BRIMSTONE that regular expressions for numbers can't hold it!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I take it that the point of this is that the more you believe that people should be able to live their lives free from oppression, the greater "Hell" you're in, right? That's what I'm getting out of this.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:17 pm

I was in the 7th level of hell. I think its because of the whole "college girl goes crazy" phase. I'm not going to hell though because I don't believe it exists. Most of the time, right where I am is hell enough for me.

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:20 pm

I was in the 7th level of hell. I think its because of the whole "college girl goes crazy" phase. I'm not going to hell though because I don't believe it exists. Most of the time, right where I am is hell enough for me.

That was me. I didn't realize I wasn't signed in. Too much fun boozing it up with the drunken hobos on the street corner.

Will trade work for Beer.