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Rob Neyer: "Is Roger Clemens the best pitcher ever?"

Quick answer: no.

Galling enough that my perhaps least-favorite-athlete is on the verge of 300 wins. But now people are asking, without apparent sarcasm, if he's the best ever.

I weep.

Whaaarrgg? I am shocked that any person could be so stupid to even try to make that argument. Even human slime like Neyer there.

Maybe Neyer's sloppy articles are a result from his awkwardness at being shunted from a Walter Johnsonless dimension and into ours recently.