Jolt Country

I have placed all topics that I could find that dealt with "the movies" in this base.

I also placed all sex-type threads in here just to add to the utter incomprehensibility and awkwardness of the site.

Needless to say, we seem to all be going to movies more than we are having sex.

Nevertheless!

Alternate would-be names for this base were poor. I could only come up with:

Jekyll and Hyde and Ebert
Wasteland II: THE MOVIES
The Arcanum Amphitheatre

I then tried looking at movies first and games second, thus Kane of Nod, as featured in various Command & Conquer video games.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Needless to say, we seem to all be going to movies more than we are having sex.

Whoooa!! I do hope I wasn't included in that equation...

By the by, who have you chosen to moderate this Base of Sin and Cinema?

I am actually hoping for a gimmick account to step up and moderate a base. I guess they couldn't be a genuine gimmick, as they'd have to have an account in order to get mod properties, but still. Something close to it.

YOU SAY YOU WANT A GIMMICK TO MODERATE HUH. HMM I SURE CANT THINK OF ANYONE.

n/t

Have you been the moderator of any other BBS before, "Base Monitor"? What are your qualifications?

MY QUALIFICATION IS THAT I AM OFFERING. THIS IS A SELLERS MARKET PAL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

n/t

PS I WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WANTON SLAUGHTER OF OVER 200000 INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THE EARLY EIGHTIES IN MY HOME COUNTRY.

Base Monitor wrote:MY QUALIFICATION IS THAT I AM OFFERING. THIS IS A SELLERS MARKET PAL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

n/t

PS I WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WANTON SLAUGHTER OF OVER 200000 INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THE EARLY EIGHTIES IN MY HOME COUNTRY.

Wow.

Geez, BM, who gets this worked up over a moderator position? Take a cyber xananx.


Only the Sweetest,

Molly Muffsweet

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am actually hoping for a gimmick account to step up and moderate a base. I guess they couldn't be a genuine gimmick, as they'd have to have an account in order to get mod properties, but still. Something close to it.

I could help out if needed, with my own personal blend of chick-humor.

I only fear that a lot of really intelligent humor will be lost on stupid members.

But you never know..


Only the Sweetest,

Molly Muffsweet

HEY BITCH WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID. I CAN MAKE IT 200001 WITHOUT EVEN BATTING AN EYE.

n/t

robb maybe i could be moderator

the generals neice

vs.

friday nite fire

fight

yay liker

liker wrote:robb maybe i could be moderator

the generals neice

vs.

friday nite fire

fight

I choo-choo-choose this young man.

Face it Jones, it IS a seller's market.

winner is the generals neice

the generals neice

vs

angry dog

fight

oh sorry that was me running that last fight. i forgot to put my name in username.

sorry
liker

liker, the only thing that I'm unclear on is whether we can contribute to your threads. Can we throw in some movies, too?

Roody_Yogurt wrote:liker, the only thing that I'm unclear on is whether we can contribute to your threads. Can we throw in some movies, too?

sure

winner: the generals neice

the generals neice

vs

manhater

fight

How was the General's Niece better than Angry Dog? I don't buy it. Not at ALL. Defend this statement!

winner: manhater (nice run the generals neice)

next one

manhater

vs

too many children

fight

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:How was the General's Niece better than Angry Dog? I don't buy it. Not at ALL. Defend this statement!

ok

but first nice going roody thats the spirit

i will defend that statement

the generals neice was a picture made as an obvious homage to godard and to the notion of the cutout as popularized by bryon gison. however rather like the original matrix it was a panolpy of disparate images shamelessliy ripped from other movies. perhaps the intention was merely to paper over the directors utter lack of creativity with knowing postmodern winks to the films favored by maximillian wu the director. however it was astonishingly successful in so doing. just the nod to battleship potemkin when the baby carriage topples down the steps to be simultaneously crushed by a crane eaten by a pack of rabid wolves and incinerated by the lost ww2 gi with his flamethrower was worth the price of admission. plus this is the film that catapulted loretta liu to international stardom a far cry from her last film appearance in the third-rate porno epic gutterballs. great maybe not but definitely a seminal film.

angery dog dont get me started. please robb find a little taste. angry dog is nothing more than a tired remake of my dinner with andre with bad cgi enhanced canine lips. ok ok so maybe theres a little more to it like the tarantinoesque slowmotion gunbattle to the strains of nick caves crow jane....although come to think of it thats really more the coen brothers and millers crossing than it is our boy quentin but anyway. yes angry dog has the performance of randy larue as sonny the nose maladetti and it does have the spectacular breasts of anna schmerzenhergel oh i forgot she anglicized her name to sandwich what a phony. like her admittedly spectacular breasts.

anyway although angry dog may appeal to the violent hyperactive 8 year old inside each of us ultimately it is an entirely forgettable film. the same thankfully cannot be said of the generals neice.

liker

oops i did it again

liker