Jolt Country

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2003 10:34 pm**

(The first is when John "Unfunny Douchebag" Anderson is revealed to be an anchor on SportsCenter.)

The Second Worst Moment in Cable Television, Nightly, is when you're flipping through the guide and see that "Highlander" is on SciFi or the "New" TNN or whatever, and you flip over to it... and it's the fucking TV show, not the movie.

Goddamn.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2003 8:22 am**

It probably wouldn't bug you so much if you didn't fall for it every night.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2003 9:05 am**

Roody_Yogurt wrote:It probably wouldn't bug you so much if you didn't fall for it every night.

That's what SHE said! HAW HAW HAW!

Bruce

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2003 9:56 am**

Yeah. (Er, "yeah" to Roody.)

I was either going to bitch about TV or start a topic that went "Will Mankind Ever Find a Cure for Death?" but I couldn't recall if there were any "a"s in cemetery or not last night.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2003 1:21 pm**

Only silent dead a's are in a cemetary. Unless you meant the Oakland A's, which is pretty much the same thing..

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