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What do these three songs have in common?

1. Atlantic Starr, "Masterpiece"
2. Billy Ocean, "The Colour of Love?"
3. The Rolling Stones, "Paint It, Black"

Hint: Look somewhere other than the title.

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I'd think this would be easy. Hint: its an analogy.

Painting.

pinback wrote:Painting.

Okay, in what manner is painting used? What is it an analogy for?

Painting face with a cum shot.

Hi, I am a a moron!

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Painting face with a cum shot.

Were you born this stupid or did you have to get advanced doctorate-level education in idiocy?

You could argue Barry Manilow is talking about a relationship with his gay lover in Could it be Magic because he says, "Come, Come, Come into my arms," but none of these songs mention anything sexual nor do they even imply it. You're being a fucktard and if anyone here has Asperger's I think it's much more likely to be you a long time before anyone could consider it to include me.

And it wasn't even funny.

This kind of unwarranted, unnecessary and disgusting garbage like that horrible picture shows why this place is dying off and it's clear you don't want conversation and discussions to try and make you think, you want to ruin and destroy things.

I give up, I quit.

The answer I was looking for was that they are using painting as an analogy or metaphor for love.

Listen, if you don't want to participate in the discussion, don't respond. Don't ruin something with nasty filth that serves no purpose except to degrade yourself by showing how vacuously empty your life is and how desperately pointless and lack of meaning your existence is.

Remember this the next time you dislike something I said in a particular thread because you felt I didn't understand or it didn't fit. I may have made a mistake in making a comment where I didn't understand, but what was done here was done for unfunny, sadistic malice and was absolutely unnecessary.

"This is why we can't have nice things."

I have edited/removed Joy of Painting's post. I'm going to have Jonsey IP-check the author to find out who it was, and then we'll take steps.

pinback wrote:I have edited/removed Joy of Painting's post. I'm going to have Jonsey IP-check the author to find out who it was, and then we'll take steps.

It wasn't me, I don't even know how to make gifs. That being said, feel free to ban this account as I can not get over how terrible it is.

Yeah, see, I knew it was you, but I didn't want to just come out and accuse you, because that's not how we do things. But since you admit it, do you understand why your post was terrible and unacceptable?

No, you don't, and even if you did, you wouldn't care, because you've never had any interest in making this place better, just drawing attention to yourself like a baby.

So, I guess there's nothing to do about it.

(But please, go away.)

pinback wrote:Yeah, see, I knew it was you, but I didn't want to just come out and accuse you, because that's not how we do things. But since you admit it, do you understand why your post was terrible and unacceptable?

No, you don't, and even if you did, you wouldn't care, because you've never had any interest in making this place better, just drawing attention to yourself like a baby.

So, I guess there's nothing to do about it.

(But please, go away.)

Sorry if I did not make this clear enough for you:

Bob Ross' Joy of Painting wrote:It wasn't me

Maybe this will be clearer: I did not do that.

I thought you were making a joke out of the fact that you have seventy-three different aliases, so you can excuse yourself from the actions of one of them by being another one and saying "that wasn't me!"

I still sort of think that might be the case, but in case it isn't, I apologize. But you can see how I might think that was the case. (Especially if it is.)

pinback wrote:I thought you were making a joke out of the fact that you have seventy-three different aliases, so you can excuse yourself from the actions of one of them by being another one and saying "that wasn't me!"

I still sort of think that might be the case, but in case it isn't, I apologize. But you can see how I might think that was the case. (Especially if it is.)

I don't post porn, that would be illegal and immoral. I was just pointing out how my Bob Ross handle is more cringe worthy than any of my others ones. I think I have about a dozen alt accounts, and the rest of the mischief going on here is people taking advantage of that fact to mimic my accounts to direct the drama towards me.

Well, then join me in the quest to figure out who "v2" is, and let us march toward a better JC BBS together, hand in gland, after we stomp the living shit out of them.

Guess I missed all the fun, but...

Bob Ross' Joy of Painting wrote:I don't post porn, that would be illegal and immoral.

Is such a flimsy, ad hominem defense that it is nonsensical. Whatever happened, the fact is - you CAN post porn. Actually, the fact you may think it is illegal (much less immoral) just kinda makes you look like a douche bag.

I think he was kidding.

Are you sure? I mean, was he joking about Donald Trump winning in a landslide too!

#NotMYPresident

Fix your signature, please.

Tdarcos wrote:

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Painting face with a cum shot.

Were you born this stupid or did you have to get advanced doctorate-level education in idiocy?

You could argue Barry Manilow is talking about a relationship with his gay lover in Could it be Magic because he says, "Come, Come, Come into my arms," but none of these songs mention anything sexual nor do they even imply it. You're being a fucktard and if anyone here has Asperger's I think it's much more likely to be you a long time before anyone could consider it to include me.

And it wasn't even funny.

Huh? I don't think you have Aspergers. I think you have Hawkins disease. You can open your ignorant mouth about everything and anything but in reality you haven't left a 1 square mile radius in 20 years. Or maybe you are a one square mile yourself. Either way settle down pork chop.

If you are going to post about the magical musical powers of music greats as "Atlantic Star" learn how to take a joke.

I missed the GIF though... wtf.