Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:03 pm
Qc7+
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:17 pm
Kb5
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:22 pm
That move is disallowed due to my bishop on f1.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:27 pm
Kb4, then.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:35 pm
Qc4+
Then you go Ka5,
Then I go:
Rd5+
Then you go Ka5,
Then I go:
Rd5+
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:40 pm
Kb6
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:48 pm
Pinner's pinned you, Robb. ZING!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:50 pm
Qc5++
This has been...
THE CHESS!
Thank you to Jonsey and the rest of you for making The Chess 2K7 the very best The Chess 2K so far.
This has been...
THE CHESS!
Thank you to Jonsey and the rest of you for making The Chess 2K7 the very best The Chess 2K so far.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:01 pm
How many games do you have in you? If someone else plays you and it takes a couple days, will you have the energy for a rematch with me afterwards?
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:04 pm
Yo yo yo, time to take the tarp off,
I gots mo chess than Anatoly Karpov
I bust mah rhymes with a rook and a pawn
so if you wanna go, yo bitch, it's ON...
I gots mo chess than Anatoly Karpov
I bust mah rhymes with a rook and a pawn
so if you wanna go, yo bitch, it's ON...
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:36 pm
Post-mortem!
I had three phases:
1) Open with the Sicilian defense.
2) Get that fucking bishop out of my land, when Ben threw him there.
3) I wanted to have my king go south in a one-man wrecking crew. I was going to take out every fucking guy of Ben's I could before Zero Hour. You could call the third phase of the game the "Ruin the Victory Celebration."
Additionally, I tried to keep the thread interesting and funny for people not playing.
I see that in 2004, I already used the joke that goes, "I'm getting killed so I'll offer the other guy a draw." I did that to Debaser.
I have yet to win a game of Chess on Jolt Country.
I had three phases:
1) Open with the Sicilian defense.
2) Get that fucking bishop out of my land, when Ben threw him there.
3) I wanted to have my king go south in a one-man wrecking crew. I was going to take out every fucking guy of Ben's I could before Zero Hour. You could call the third phase of the game the "Ruin the Victory Celebration."
Additionally, I tried to keep the thread interesting and funny for people not playing.
I see that in 2004, I already used the joke that goes, "I'm getting killed so I'll offer the other guy a draw." I did that to Debaser.
I have yet to win a game of Chess on Jolt Country.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:38 pm
And except for my dad, nobody has ever beaten me in chess in real life. This is because I don't play good players, not because I am better in real life. I blunder a little less because I can see the board and I am spending 100% of my time on the game, but not --
Actually, no excuses, I'm fucking terrible because I get easily obsessive and try to "lay traps" that never work like it was a choppy version of Tecmo's Deception.
Actually, no excuses, I'm fucking terrible because I get easily obsessive and try to "lay traps" that never work like it was a choppy version of Tecmo's Deception.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:40 pm
The moment I began to progress as a the chess player -- and this moment has not yet occurred -- is the moment I stopped trying to "lay traps".
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:44 pm
Yeah, well, until we play on a board with a lever that drops one of the squares like a trap door, I have t'scheme that shit myself.
::arms crossed
::faced frowned
::tantrum thrown
No, seriously, I appreciate your wisdom. The other big thing I like to do is spell "FUCK" with my pieces, so I guess that's also out.
::arms crossed
::faced frowned
::tantrum thrown
No, seriously, I appreciate your wisdom. The other big thing I like to do is spell "FUCK" with my pieces, so I guess that's also out.