Werewolf III: Bechteldorf Was a Gas

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:19 pm

Worm wrote:Few, it's been a few.

dictionary wrote: Several:
1. being more than two but fewer than many in number

dictionary wrote: Quibbler:
1. Worm

Reality Check · Post by **Reality Check** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:03 pm

The reality is hygreaeaead is a faliure at starting and running a game.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:59 am

Yeah, something like a BBS voting game needs to take off right away, lest it lose its momentum and traditional fast pace.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:49 am

Okay, I sent the PMs. Check your mailboxes.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:51 am

An overcast morning dawns on the tiny Bavarian hamlet of Bechteldorf. Bechteldorf consists - or rather, consisted - of just eight residents. Its chief exports are elaborately carved mugs, often depicting scenes of Dionysan merriment, and police dogs. Its main industries are manufacturing and police dog training. It is renowned for its beautiful green hills, dark forests, old-growth trees, and world-famous police dogs.

Each morning, the villagers assemble in the town square for a town meeting. However, on this gloomy day, one is missing.

Where is gsdgsd?

After a brief search, he is found still lying in his bed. Worm throws the covers off, shouting "Get u-" but is cut short by the sight he sees before him.

gsdgsd's arms have been torn off at the shoulders. They appear to have been used to bludgeon the life out of him, as evidenced by the smears and spatters of blood on his otherwise uninjured skull.

The villagers stand in shocked silence, until Draal notices a few drippings of blood soaking through the cot onto the floor. He turns gsdgsd over to find that his back has been brutally ripped open and his heart cut out.

Only now do the villagers notice the bloody letters smeared on the wall:

"IT BEGINS"

It would appear that Bechteldorf has a werewolf.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:57 am

Casual Observer

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:16 am

It's certainly time for people to settle old scores and get themselves in position to succeed!

I shall wait a bit before casting my vote. Let's see how the cookies crumble.

I am a human, by the way.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:56 pm

Wrom is clearly a wolf.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:51 pm

Psh, I wish.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:06 pm

I am on the lookout for both seers.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:32 pm

Who would possibly want to kill gsdgsd? Clearly someone who hates America.

So that's pretty much anybody.

Except Jethro Q. Walrustitty.

Who isn't even playing. Fuck.

Bruce

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:54 pm

I want blood.

CO was being a douche about the game starting. Maybe we should lynch him. That'd learn him.

Bruce

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:10 am

I vote for Bruce, but for no other reason than it is early and he's not a very good liar.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:58 pm

Well, I'd imagine the wolves are gonna kill someone that we're looking at to lynch as to cast doubt in the person. Unless they're doing it because we're looking to lynch the right guy.

I'm just gonna guess on CO.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:28 pm

I gotta vote for somebody, and I appear to have successfully deflected thought to myself. So I will go ahead and vote for Casual Observer. Nothing personal. If I could vote for myself I would.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:20 pm

CO must die if we are to protect our peasant chillen from the Terrors of the Night!!!

I vote Casual Observer to swing

THE
PITCHFORK &
TORCHES
AARDVARK

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:58 pm

Vitriola wrote:I vote for Bruce, but for no other reason than it is early and he's not a very good liar.

What do you mean, baby? I promise not to cum in your mouth.

Bruce

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:48 pm

Oh, we don't need that kind of content in this game.

THE
XXX
AARDVARK

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:38 pm

AArdvark wrote:I vote Casual Observer to swing

no, I won't swing with you.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:23 pm

Casual Observer was always the impatient type.

So it was hardly unexpected that he shouted at the villagers building the pyre to "Go faster, goddammit!" and "Just get it over with!" They did not heed his cries, however, and so he got to watch the pile of brush get slowly higher until it reached his feet.

As AArdvark stepped forward with the torch, Worm threw out his arm. "Stop.

"Let's play with him for a bit first."

Skinning knives were brought from the butcher's, and Casual Observer sweated in fear as Worm moved slowly towards him. He bit his lip as the knife sliced into the flesh above his left ankle. Silent tears rolled down his face as the skin was slowly removed from his foot.

Worm giggled as he passed the knife to bruce, who proceeded to do the same with Casual Observer's right foot. Faint whimpers could be heard from Casual Observer, but the villagers ignored him as they watched bruce finish pulling the skin from the toes.

Vitriola and Draal took turns removing the skin from Casual Observer's hands. Draal held the bundle of bloody skin in his hands as Ice Cream Jonsey carved a hole in Casual Observer's abdomen. Casual Observer screamed in pain and Draal stuffed the skin into the hole that had just been created in Casual Observer's stomach.

AArdvark threw the torch onto the pile of brush and kindling surrounding Casual Observer's newly skinned feet. Casual Observer's screams increased tenfold as the flames licked at his legs.

As the flames grew higher, and Casual Observer's screams subsided, the villagers noticed a conspicuous absence of any kind of lycanthropic transformation.

"Oops."

Casual Observer was a peasant.

Now it is night.

Werewolf III: Bechteldorf Was a Gas

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