Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:49 pm
You repeated this about a thousand times in this thread, as if the possibility that I simply hadn't seen your eternally-unfunny bleating horseshit was so far out of the realm of possibility that you just figured you'd post away with the same tired garbage you're famous for. Jesus Christ, you actually let loose with a "The terrorists have already won" blast while sniveling about what a small-minded shithole this place is. Outstanding. But then, you haven't had an original thought in your head in all the time I've seen you post, so I guess in a weird way, it's fitting.co wrote:I guess the site admin's sucking of pinback's dick has extended to the morally questionable practice of IP checking. The terrorists have already won.
Quite self-satisfied, we can almost see the wry smirk you wore like so many pairs of ass-crack-showing jeans. Only, because you're a moron, you have no idea why your stupid posting got called out in the first place. Nobody is against the anonymous skewering of others or even posting just as a smiley, what we're against -- if anything -- is your typically lazy, unfunny practice of firing off some stupid "zinger" with all the effort of somebody's dog taking a break from rolling in its own shit to spastically pawing at the keyboard. "voice of reason," he offers up. "voice of reason"!!! I wrote you off as a worthless maggot when Knuckles "challanged you to a deul" and rather than engage in Situation Ripe for Comedy #2,074 you lurked back to your pink-shaded corner of shame that actually, when you think about it, is pink shaded like a giant pussy. That would have been a moment of clarity for anyone with a modicum of dignity about them, but not you. It didn't slow down the well-cloaked S.S. Shit Post. Whenever someone needed to make the rippingly obvious comment on Ben's alcohol-soaked dementia at 80 knots an hour, you were there.Official appology: Ben, I'm truely sorry for being such a dick and hurting your feelings so immensly. I hope that as time goes on you can find it in your broken heart to forgive me just a little. I guess I could suck your dick for forgiveness if jonsey will move around to tossing your salad.
It's a good thing you're living with a woman as it's going to take two people to launder out the veritable salt mine you've cried into your sleeves today about how this horrible bond of trust has been shattered. We know it's you. We knew it was you. I'm sure Pinback knew it was you, because everyone else who makes fun of him just does it from whatever account they've already decided to run with. So yes, this sacred trust has been violated. The nigh-Biblical covenant of me allowing you to post poorly has been fractured. Whatever will you do? Not write something that is actually funny or anything... haha, let's not get ridiculous here!that was me posting completely anonymously just above, but if anyone had any question about that then just (ask) the sysop.
If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for, I think your CSI: East Shithole, Rochester interrogation tactics are going to fall a little short here. I GUESS HE'S GAY THOUGH. He's got a rural-Pennsylvanian version of Captain Pike beeping, chirping and groaning in his cellar basement which affects his courting of females like dropping a barrel of Round-up on the front lawn affects the growing of grass. What's your excuse for not having any luck with white chicks?since you dodged the question that's confirmation that Worm has never had a girlfriend. Are you gay or just don't ever get out of your dungeon?
First of all, you didn't "rip" him. You posted something that even the blind kid wouldn't have owned up to. Ben is fundamentally broken and deserves a certain level of disdain for running away from all his problems for almost 50 years. My issue is with you being a huge pussy while doing it and then chafing on your diaper because you don't feel comfortable wallowing in anonymity any more.Honestly, Jonsey, I wouldn't have ripped pinner had he explained himself instead of whining on the internet again.
Yeah, you did a great job. Unfunny, uninteresting, wholly reliant on the fact that everyone you associate with on-line is about a billion times better at this sort of thing than you are... you did great work. After you wait 35 minutes for a table at Denny's tonight, but before you clean out this week's phalanx of roach motels, be sure to pour yourself a Cream Ale for me, slugger. You've earned it.in other news, jonsey should begin sucking my dick soon because of all the content i've helped cause today.
