Jolt Country

Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

Oh, dear LORD! Do you know how many calories OJ has in it, and how unhealthy kettle chips are??!

What are you THINKING?

I'm thinking Cape Cod, and I don't mean the beach.

There is something to be said for depressed people avoiding sugar crashes, I will add.

Chris is right about most things he says.

this is a crappy post.

Jack Straw wrote:this is a crappy post.

So is this.....'cause ya know, it's got my name on it and all.

pinback wrote:Name the THREE MOST BORING THINGS IN THE WORLD!

3) Playing Aquanaut's Holiday
2) Driving across the country
1) Watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager


...You know what? I quoted Ben's commentary when I was driving from California to Longmont. I fucked up which Trek show it was! I said Deep Space Nine. Yet Ben laughed anyway. What a pal.

Vitriola wrote:Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

Haha, the joke's on you, we ended up going to "The Himalaya" (Lognmont's Own Fine Indian Dining) and I ordered the hamburger platter!

Plus, I ordered it well done!

Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.

Maybe you're pregnant?

Bruce

bruce wrote:

Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.

Maybe you're pregnant?

If it happens and I am involved I am buying the server this place is hosted on. Due to some kind-hearted parental-based nourishing/male nesting thing? So that Wrath of Me can look back on this place in 20 years and see as I truly was (infinite)? No. I would like the drive so I can burn, bury and cement over it. Because Jesus.

SOBREITY 2K5: DAY 4

Number of drinks yesterday: 0


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Well, okay, 3/4 of a bottle of Scotch. Thanks for playing: SOBREITY 2K5!!!

Goodnight, everyone.

I got confirmation that the chai I had at Himalaya has not only alot of caffeine, but a ton of sugar as well. Hilarious, I managed to order the only drink on the menu that makes me babble more than wine does.

I am Knuckles the Clown.

I'm Knuckles the fucking Clown!