That BBW I Dated That Once In Boulder

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:18 pm

As I said in e-mail, I would like you to seek a psychologist and set up regular meetings with him. I hope that you do that.

I am requesting this out of respect for our previous associations.

Good day.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 12:24 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Good day.

Good day? You're GOOD DAYING me?

"On the internet? THIS internet?" - ICJ

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:27 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am requesting this out of respect for our previous associations.

Wait, does this mean you're not going to update Creeping Maw Dot Com anymore? Cuz if so, I WANT MY $3.99 DOMAIN REGISTRATION FEE BACK, JEWBOY!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:41 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am requesting this out of respect for our previous associations.
Wait, does this mean you're not going to update Creeping Maw Dot Com anymore? Cuz if so, I WANT MY $3.99 DOMAIN REGISTRATION FEE BACK, JEWBOY!!!

I am a professional. In fact, write this shit down. I will perform the following IN ORDER:

1) Complete "The Creeping Maw" for your Vectrex Home Entertainment System. Anticipated: Fall, 2005. That gives me till like 12/25/05, right? When does winter start?

2) 24 hours after finishing CM I will put the contents of your old website into a Hugo file so people on their Palms can read along and more importantly finally get you to shut the hell up about it.

So there you go. I would still like to see you get some professional help.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 1:46 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:So there you go. I would still like to see you get some professional help.

Jesus, get in line, sweetheart!

I'm still just trying to figure out how you magically turned from a fun-loving, effervescent spic into a hypersensitive cry-beast overnight. Can you explain that to me?

THEN I'll go get the help I so desperately need.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:12 pm

:: hateful, racist term

For the LAST GODDAMN TIME. I am WHITE. My parents' families originated from the Pennsylvania Dutch and Scots. I SUNBURN EASILY. I am not at risk for SICKLE CELL ANEMIA. I can GET A FIVE FIGURE LOAN FROM A BANK AT .2 OVER PRIME. I CANNOT DANCE. I have an AVERAGE GRASP OF MATHEMATICS. I READ AMERICAN COMIC BOOKS. My girlfriends' parents are all HAPPY TO SEE THAT I WAS BROUGHT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS. A picture of ME FIGHTING A YETI AND MASTER SHAKE inside ELTON JOHN'S NIKITA VIDEO while wearing an AWAY NEW ORLEANS SAINTS JERSEY would be ACCURATELY DEPICTED by an ALL WHITE POST CARD except for of course the sheer amount of blood I'd DRAW FROM THE YETI WHO KNOWS WHAT COLOR THAT IS.

Man, seriously Pinner, fuck your shit.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:26 pm

Sure thing, Chief Ruins The Thread. HOW! Me want visit your HEAP-um BIG GAMBLING CASINO! Try many fine FIRE WATERS and INEXPENSIVE TOBACCO PRODUCTS!

Goddamn gooks got no sense of humor.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 2:35 pm

I have to apologize to you fine folks out there, who really ARE missing the best part of this thread, which is taking place in email, and which Robb refuses to post on this BBS for some reason I cannot fathom.

C'mon, Robb! Post the emails!

Hey there folks? YOU'D like to see the emails, wouldn't you? Come on! Let him know! We're here! We're queer! We want to see the emails!

chris · Post by **chris** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:24 pm

pinback wrote:Sure thing, Chief Ruins The Thread. HOW! Me want visit your HEAP-um BIG GAMBLING CASINO! Try many fine FIRE WATERS and INEXPENSIVE TOBACCO PRODUCTS!

Holy Christ, I don't fucking believe this. Pinback said something that made me laugh.

You DO need help, but I don't think a shrink is needed here. I humbly suggest you get busy with somebody other than ROSEY PALM (no pun intended, HAR HAR HAR) to return to the PEAK of HEALTH. So bust out a sawbuck, head into downtown DC, and GET TO WORK!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:26 pm

Now where the hell did I put that form forum (git it?) patition...?