[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K4

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:04 pm

Today we have a very special multimedia ediition of P'sW!

Name: Anja K.

Update:
- Have I gotten a picture of her? No, of course not. I ain't going to start pestering her about it, but I mean, come on, toots, play the game, alright?

- Have I received a video of HER and her girlfriend Alex feeding a live mouse to her pet snake? YES, yes I have.

The video is very interesting from an anthropological standpoint. Unfortunately, she is careful to keep her own (one would have to guess at this point, horribly mutilated and grotesque) face out of the picture. HOWEVER, the most interesting part of the video is the AUDIO.

I have taken a brief snippet from it, for your enjoyment.

You are going to love this!

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:11 pm

A: Look, the heart of the poor little mouse.
B: Why does she sit so still?
A: Yeah, because she's afraid.
B: So she's completely paralyzed now.
A: Yeah. But her heart!
B: Come on, Henry, dig in now.
A: "Naw, I'm not hungry."

Which one is "A"?
(She's from NRW or Niedersachsen, btw.)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:30 pm

Whoa, awesome. AWESOME, dude! But, so she didn't say anything about me in there?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:38 pm

k. roo wrote:Which one is "A"?

At first, I thought "A" was my girl. But based on what I've heard since receiving the video, I believe "B" is my girl.

(She's from NRW or Niedersachsen, btw.)

Our protagonista says she is from "a tiny little town called Adorf, in the eastern part of Germany, south of Leipzig right on the border to the Czech Republic."

Any clues there?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:46 pm

Okay, now do this one.

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:27 pm

pinback wrote: Our protagonista says she is from "a tiny little town called Adorf, in the eastern part of Germany, south of Leipzig right on the border to the Czech Republic."

Fucking Adorf! Right around the corner! Das haelsde doch im Gopp ni aus! (Anyways, excuse my little pang of homesickness - back to business.)

She has absolutely no trace of the dialect that runs rampant in these parts of Germany, and that is customarily likened to a mouth disease rather than an actual language (and I know what I'm dalging aboud). You said she used to be a stewardess? That might explain the language training.

My cousin went right out of grade school (Dresden) to become a stewardess on a luxury steamer..

Ah here we go with the nostalgia again, not much help now, am I.

I also got the impression that B was her. Which means that she doesn't know an awful lot about snakes, but that she has a compassionate friend who is teaching her everythihg!

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:34 pm

pinback wrote:Okay, now do this one.

- [can't for the life of me figure this one out, sounds like someone holding back the tears]
- She probably has a stroke!
- [unintelligible guy in background]
- Come on, get busy, before the batteries die on me.

Are they still talking about the mouse (which is a feminine noun in German)?

At any rate, again nothing about you, I'm'fraid.

Moderator · Post by **Moderator** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:36 pm

k. roo wrote:At any rate, again nothing about you, I'm'fraid.

Uh. You mentioned the holding-back-tears.

k. roo · Post by **k. roo** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:41 pm

Moderator wrote:
k. roo wrote:At any rate, again nothing about you, I'm'fraid.
Uh. You mentioned the holding-back-tears.

Pardon my ignorance, I was not aware you were in any way connected with battery-operated items.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:48 pm

k. roo wrote:- [can't for the life of me figure this one out, sounds like someone holding back the tears]

That would be *laughter*, I think.

- She probably has a stroke!

Isn't she just the cutest?!?!?!

- [unintelligible guy in background]

I think that was "A", actually. Bit of a deep voice on that one.

- Come on, get busy, before the batteries die on me.

Heh. That's what she said.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:51 pm

Oh, here's today's Lauren update:

She sent me that pic, then asked for one in return, which I dutifully sent.

Aaaand that's about the last I think we'll be hearing from old Lauren.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:58 am

pinback wrote:Aaaand that's about the last I think we'll be hearing from old Lauren.

I'm sorry Ben. I can't really respond to you right now because there's a pterodactyl in the room! Oh my God!

(Baaawwwkkk Baaawwwkkk!!!)

Oh, Ben this is truly one of the worst dactyl attacks I've ever lived through!

(Baaawwkk Bawwwkkk!!!)

I barely ever have time to type out the sound this bird-like dinosaur is making. I'll get back to you soon, promise.

Oh my, here it comes again!

(Baawkkk!)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:51 pm

The above post was very funny, BTW. But that won't slow me down from bringing you today's exciting update of:

PINBACK'S WOMEN, A COUPLE OF WHOM HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY JUST MAKE UP.

Name: Anja K.

Picture:

Let's play a little game, shall we? Let's play "Guess Which One Pinback Met Over the Internet".

She wouldn't tell me originally either, so hopefully this will sort of bring you into that whole "Pinback experience". Cyanide pills will be ascribed at the end of the seminar.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:33 pm

Was it Ms. Gandi in the saffron barjooka? All I can think of is 7-11

THE
APU-LIKE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:38 pm

This is a GERMAN lass we're talking about here. German. Sieg Heil, and all that? Turning millions of Jews into pakoras and whatnot?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:40 pm

The blonde fraulien in the back row then, she has that uberman look

THE
MANY THINGS
CAN BE MADE
FROM JEWISH EXPORTS
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:21 pm

How does she feel about Judiasm, Ben?

Mr. Obvious · Post by **Mr. Obvious** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:04 pm

The dude in the middle. C'mon, you don't trust him either.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:How does she feel about Judiasm, Ben?

So far, she seems to find it funny and charming, at least via email.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:35 pm

Is there something funny/offensive about this?

"Ich sehe aus wie ein Cheeseburger, und du wie 'ne Flasche Bier."

[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K4

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