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Worm wrote:That's wrong on so many levels. 1.) Gamefaqs has a fucking war on terrorism board? 2.) You visit Gamefaqs?
Yeah, it's sad. I used to visit it for the purposes of getting info on the fighting gamez I do so love so very much. Then I found shoryuken and left forever. But not before discovering the aforementioned war on terrorism board was a good place to make fun of morons, which I also do love so very very much. I've been called a terrorist on there, you know. Very amusing!
Worm wrote:>_< I liked it.
D'OH!
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Lysander wrote:I came to terms with the fact that calling myself James Bond was not clever or amusing, but just annoying and stupid.
I've long thought that "Tiresias" would be better than "Lysander," but it's your handle.

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Bruce wrote:I've long thought that "Tiresias" would be better than "Lysander," but it's your handle.
You're never going to believe this, but I actually made the name up. I mean, I wasn't the first, but Lysander was the name I made up for a character based on myself for this fictional internet fighting game thingie. It was really weird and cool and old and dead now. Anyway, I just created the name for him, having no idea he was actually a Shakespeare character. Weirdness.
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Well, that certainly explains the "Gay Marage."

Sorry dude, that was pretty ignorant of me.

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*AND* intollerant!

Nah, 'scool.
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Still, he's really improved typing-wise.
Good point Bobby!

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I tend to give it the good ol' glance-over (no pun intended--ah, SHIT.) a litle more often now. I usually just bang out whatever without really "looking" at what I'm typing, because going over and re-reading it would actually, omg, take effort! And I type pretty fast, as anyone who's IMed me can probably attest. (Also, this keyboard sucks giant primate testicles.) So.
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Lysander wrote:I tend to give it the good ol' glance-over (no pun intended--ah, SHIT.)
That was great. I love this place.
Good point Bobby!

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Post by bruce »

Worm wrote:
Lysander wrote:I tend to give it the good ol' glance-over (no pun intended--ah, SHIT.)
That was great. I love this place.
And yet, <i>I</i> get shit for tiny little tasteless jokes at his expense.

Well, fine. Hey, folks, I'm doing an impression! Can anyone guess who it is?

<i>That's it. I'm leaving...FOREVER!</i>

Bruce

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bruce wrote:
Worm wrote:
Lysander wrote:I tend to give it the good ol' glance-over (no pun intended--ah, SHIT.)
That was great. I love this place.
And yet, <i>I</i> get shit for tiny little tasteless jokes at his expense.

Well, fine. Hey, folks, I'm doing an impression! Can anyone guess who it is?

<i>That's it. I'm leaving...FOREVER!</i>

Bruce
Hey, I didn't give you shit.
Good point Bobby!

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bruce wrote:<i>That's it. I'm leaving...FOREVER!</i>
Hey! I resemble that remark!

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Bruce wrote:And yet, I get shit for tiny little tasteless jokes at his expense.
Exactly. It's a litle formula I've worked out a couple years ago:

If I do it, I'm being funny and poking a bit of harmless fun at my own inequities.

When anyone else does it, they're being heartless, thoughtless unfunny little bastards who need to be tossed into a grain thresher just as soon as at all possible.

That's just how these things work, m'man.
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Post by Lysander »

So, hey, how's about that Phone Booth!
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Post by nessman »

Phone Booth was fucking awful. I want 90 minutes of my life back.
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