Jolt Country

You just said a mouthful.

Whoa, girl! EASE BACK a little! You're a sweet kid and all, but quit smothering me!!

Jazzy wrote:Thanks for the nice evening Friday. I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.

(This is what she's like in person, too, for those of you scoring at home.)

Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

pinback wrote:Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

They're all pink on the inside.

Bruce

Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.

pinback wrote:Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.

Oh, fine. Who's single-handedly been attempting to keep The Gaping Twat alive? Who's been trying to enable your self-destructive alcoholic behavior? And this is the thanks I get?

Fine. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M LEAVING...FOREVER.

Bruce

bruce wrote:

pinback wrote:Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.

Oh, fine. Who's single-handedly been attempting to keep The Gaping Twat alive? Who's been trying to enable your self-destructive alcoholic behavior? And this is the thanks I get?

Fine. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M LEAVING...FOREVER.

Please keep posting over there. I need your expertise.

pinback wrote:

Jazzy wrote:Thanks for the nice evening Friday. I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.

(This is what she's like in person, too, for those of you scoring at home.)

Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

You answered your own goddamn question. THERE'S A REAL PERSON IN THERE. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF REAL PEOPLE, WHERE WOMEN DO NOT PUT THEIR FEET INTO YOUR LAP ON THE SECOND VISIT AND TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES FOR 3 HOURS AND FLIP THEIR HAIR SO YOU BUY THEM SHIT. It is very important for women to see guys in their homes, just like it important to see how guys treat their parents, their pets, how they act at work, etc. This is all very telling. It sounds like you're being... considered.
Sounds like a normal woman to me.


'Course, that means she's too good for you.

Well, in all fairness to me, you weren't there.

In all fairness to you, however, you're probably right on all counts.

She couldn't identify Led Zeppelin, though, and had a grand total of zero drinks at the party.

How is that going to work?

You mean your whole "I'll get sober if get a girlfriend" was all just horseshit? Who knew.

Besides, could Led Zeppelin identify her?

Vitriola wrote:You mean your whole "I'll get sober if get a girlfriend" was all just horseshit? Who knew.

Whoa, did I say this? When did I say this?

Vitriola wrote:Besides, could Led Zeppelin identify her?

Look, she didn't even know how Bonzo died. I mean, come ON, people.

Reagan said, "it's bedtime, biyatch!" and shot him, right?

I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.

Couldn't just show her the pocket snake in home surroundings?

She couldn't identify Led Zeppelin, though, and had a grand total of zero drinks at the party.

Under thirty five? throw her back now. besides, SHE TOOK YOUR PIZZA!

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No, no, she didn't take the pizza.

Good lord, I go to so much trouble to bring you Pinback's Women, and you can't even take the time to get them straight.

Sorry, without pictures (like ND) I get mixed up. can you post pix with updates?



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I try, man, I try. I have lots of new pics of Jazzy, but the guy who took them won't email them to me. Plus, she's pretty much out of the picture.

So, essentially, we're back where we started.

Tap City, USA.

Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle.

now that was funny!





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