[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K5!

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:03 pm

You just said a mouthful.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:45 pm

Whoa, girl! EASE BACK a little! You're a sweet kid and all, but quit smothering me!!

Jazzy wrote:Thanks for the nice evening Friday. I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.

(This is what she's like in person, too, for those of you scoring at home.)

Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:36 pm

pinback wrote:Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

They're all pink on the inside.

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:42 pm

Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:05 pm

pinback wrote:Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.

Oh, fine. Who's single-handedly been attempting to keep The Gaping Twat alive? Who's been trying to enable your self-destructive alcoholic behavior? And this is the thanks I get?

Fine. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M LEAVING...FOREVER.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:45 pm

bruce wrote:
pinback wrote:Bruce has become the ANTI-KTC. No matter what time of day, or what thread he shows up in, you just know it's going to suck.
Oh, fine. Who's single-handedly been attempting to keep The Gaping Twat alive? Who's been trying to enable your self-destructive alcoholic behavior? And this is the thanks I get?

Fine. FUCK YOU ALL, I'M LEAVING...FOREVER.

Please keep posting over there. I need your expertise.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:46 pm

pinback wrote:
Jazzy wrote:Thanks for the nice evening Friday. I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.
(This is what she's like in person, too, for those of you scoring at home.)

Is there a real person in there? This is the big question.

You answered your own goddamn question. THERE'S A REAL PERSON IN THERE. WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF REAL PEOPLE, WHERE WOMEN DO NOT PUT THEIR FEET INTO YOUR LAP ON THE SECOND VISIT AND TALK ABOUT THEMSELVES FOR 3 HOURS AND FLIP THEIR HAIR SO YOU BUY THEM SHIT. It is very important for women to see guys in their homes, just like it important to see how guys treat their parents, their pets, how they act at work, etc. This is all very telling. It sounds like you're being... considered.
Sounds like a normal woman to me.

'Course, that means she's too good for you.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:50 pm

Well, in all fairness to me, you weren't there.

In all fairness to you, however, you're probably right on all counts.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:53 pm

She couldn't identify Led Zeppelin, though, and had a grand total of zero drinks at the party.

How is that going to work?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:29 pm

You mean your whole "I'll get sober if get a girlfriend" was all just horseshit? Who knew.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:31 pm

Besides, could Led Zeppelin identify her?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 pm

Vitriola wrote:You mean your whole "I'll get sober if get a girlfriend" was all just horseshit? Who knew.

Whoa, did I say this? When did I say this?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 pm

Vitriola wrote:Besides, could Led Zeppelin identify her?

Look, she didn't even know how Bonzo died. I mean, come ON, people.

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:18 pm

Reagan said, "it's bedtime, biyatch!" and shot him, right?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:13 pm

I enjoyed seeing you and your kittens in home surroundings.

Couldn't just show her the pocket snake in home surroundings?

She couldn't identify Led Zeppelin, though, and had a grand total of zero drinks at the party.

Under thirty five? throw her back now. besides, SHE TOOK YOUR PIZZA!

THE
NOBODY
TAKES AWAY
SOMEONE'S
PIZZA
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:37 pm

No, no, she didn't take the pizza.

Good lord, I go to so much trouble to bring you Pinback's Women, and you can't even take the time to get them straight.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:55 pm

Sorry, without pictures (like ND) I get mixed up. can you post pix with updates?

THE
HURRR HURRRR
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:24 pm

I try, man, I try. I have lots of new pics of Jazzy, but the guy who took them won't email them to me. Plus, she's pretty much out of the picture.

So, essentially, we're back where we started.

Tap City, USA.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:27 pm

Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:40 am

now that was funny!

THE
SUPER
PLUMBER
AARDVARK