[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K5!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:30 pm

Bina says&#58;
lol
Bina says&#58;
i swear u have to be the funniest..wittiest....quirkiest person I know 
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Welcome to my life, ladies and gentlemen.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:59 pm

You know, there hasn't been a woman-related problem that's ever been invented that three margaritas couldn't make a hell of a lot worse.

Funniest and wittiest FUCK YOU, BITCH.

Why? Why do they have to say things like that? They know what the fuck they're doing, but they just can't be decent about it and shut the fu---$4.95!!!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:48 pm

pinback wrote:You know, there hasn't been a woman-related problem that's ever been invented that three margaritas couldn't make a hell of a lot worse.

I used a quote almost exactly like that last week at work. You're the smartest person I know!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:48 pm

I just deleted the last post I wrote in this thread.

I deleted it because it was lame. But I'm telling you I deleted it, because I know it will piss off ICJ, and he might advise me to enjoy a lovely lye-based beverage, which will make everyone smile.

That is all.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:09 pm

Hey Ben! Who else have you been hanging out with lately?

madamminx wrote:My buddy Ben is taking me to Micheals in search of the supplys I need to finish my poem for Bobby. Lets hope it turns out okay. I don't want to bother Amber with the writing since she's in the hospital. And I really want to finish my poem for Bobby. Anywho off I go.
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KEEPER.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:11 pm

Not only do you cook for women who never sleep with you because someone they dated once is in jail or Iraq or debt and therefore not dead yet, but now you're helping them write poetry for other men. That's so... shit, this is too easy.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:14 pm

Hey, I didn't help her write any poems. I told her it was STUPID and PATHETIC. But I took her to Michael's, because I enjoy getting out of the house.

And what are the chances I'll be seen around town with another hot 20 year old any time soon? I'm protectin' my rep, bro.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:14 pm

Awww, you got ALL CAPS! You're her most capital friend. So witty and smart.

madamminx wrote:WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? Megan, Amanda,Steph,Bobby and BEN!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:15 pm

That's because I DEMANDED that I be ADDED to the list, once I saw I was not originally on it.

FUCK you. How's THAT for witty and fucking funny and quirky.

SICK OF IT. Nothin' but margaritas and TRASH from here on in. And this time, I'm not taking about women. HAHAHAHAhahahahah FUCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:17 pm

BTW, you gotta read this poem, though.

Somebody remind me to post it here tomorrow. You will...

...you will enjoy it.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:17 pm

You killed her baby, and you thought you'd make her BESTEST FRIENDS LIST????

That's like me going back to the vet that charged me $600 to not know what was killing my cat for their checkups.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:19 pm

I think I earned my place on the list by listening to her for HOURS AND HOURS, bitching about her stupid goddamn fucking porn-producing, 400-women-sleeping-with, old-enough-to-be-her-illegitimate-father n!33r boyfriend and how horrible he is to her, and then HOLD ON!!! MY BABY'S HOME!! Can I steal this pizza out of your fridge to bring back to my snuffikins!?!?? LOL!! BYE!!! Gotta go write poetry!!!

I earned that shit, motherfucker.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:21 pm

That might be the first time in the history of pussies that listening to some bitch ever got anyone anything.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:22 pm

Yeah, that's right, motha---

Oh. Wait, that was a cut.

Alright. Well. Hey, at least we got some new content up in this.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:24 pm

I want that fucking pizza back, though. BBQ chicken pizza, five slices left.

BRING IT, you stupid skank.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:27 pm

That's, that's just so stupid. I have no words.

You've let Newton's memory down (retroactively). You think he'd give his pizza to some stupid fucking twit?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:29 pm

Oh, I growled at her when she left with it.

But yes, I'm a disappointment to Newton.

And everyone else.

Jesus, I can't do anything ri---$4.95!!!!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:30 pm

I think I speak for all of us.

:(

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:31 pm

What the FUCK?!

Alright, you know what? The hell with all of you people. Every move I make pisses you off, so you know what, I just think I won't tell you about it anymore.

Or anything else.

That's right, I'm outta here.

Fuckin' judgemental, holier-than-thou geek loser fuckers. DIE!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:32 pm

It was funnier before you fixed the $4.95 tags. It was like you couldn't talk about not doing anything right right. I demand the broken tags back.