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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:03 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinback wrote:...where Paul tries to give a dead man financial advice while we're all trying to get him to shut the fuck up because he just killed his whole family.
God, that. That --
Tdarcos wrote:I apologize; when you said "pork patties" I was thinking of pork sausage in patty form. Had you said "rib tv dinners" I would have known exactly what you meant.
I mean, I'm getting enough of him over at Caltrops, but God.
That was from the financial-advice-to-dead-guy thread.
That man. That Paul.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:05 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Retro wrote:Can we play The Thing or Wereworlf with seven people?
Well, Flack has been mighty busy lately. I don't know if we can count on him at this moment. Maybe in a couple weeks?
Should we try to set up a game of werewolf in a couple weeks???
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:28 pm
by pinback
Should we try to set up a game of werewolf in a couple weeks???
Let's see how the 2013 Open Championship goes, and we'll get right back to you!
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:54 am
by lethargic
Who ever thought the Open thread would hit two pages?
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:05 am
by pinback
lethargic wrote:Who ever thought the Open thread would hit two pages?
I could do six pages on the John Deere Classic by my fucking self, bitch!
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:19 am
by lethargic
pinback wrote:Read this:
After reading that I have to ask. Would it seem creepy to let you know that I also own a Hi-Point .45?
And then read this:
He posted Grateful Dead AND Bob Dylan lyrics in one post and you guys didn't call the cops?
And then read this:
Oh God, I'm so enraged at the complicated burger order. That was the seeds to all of this.
And then for comic relief you can read this:
Holy. Shit. Ribs. Cat's with dislocated hips. The Packers. That dude is the greatest.
"I know tragedy because I saw 9/11 on TV" made me laugh out loud.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:19 am
by Flack
I don't know how to play a werewolf game and I'm not reading 25 pages to find out. If someone wants to sum it up for me, that would be great. Unless how you play is not shaving your balls and drinking beer in the moonlight, in which case I've already been playing for quite some time.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:54 am
by pinback
We all decide if we're the werewolf or not, and then Draal comes in and tells everyone who's who, ruining the game, and then we put the thread in Best Of, and then Jack Straw kills everyone.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:11 pm
by AArdvark
...Only there's a lot of laughs along the way, which makes everything better
THE
LITTLE RED RIDING HORS D'OEUVRE
AARDVARK
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:59 pm
by Flack
Well, I'm in.
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:31 pm
by pinback
By the way, and I know nobody cares:
TW 3 back, tied 9th after round one.
Not gonna get roped into this again. If he has two more good rounds, call me. Until then, good day sir.
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:39 pm
by pinback
TW tied for second, 1 back.
Don't care. He's had horrible Saturdays at all of his recent majors. If he's up top tomorrow afternoon, hey, maybe I'll check in on Sunday.
Not getting roped into this again.
Anyway, hey Brandt, how did your round go?
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:53 pm
by AArdvark
Was watching Tigre on that prison yard golf course. Looks like nobody was doing very well. The sound in the bar was turned down but I got the gist of it.
THE
THREE PUTT
AARDVARK
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:46 pm
by pinback
AArdvark wrote:Was watching Tigre on that prison yard golf course. Looks like nobody was doing very well. The sound in the bar was turned down but I got the gist of it.
THE
THREE PUTT
AARDVARK
If I was going to get roped into this, I'd point out that Tiger's game is perfect for this kind of nightmare course setup, and that just by grinding out pars, he'll probably win by six.
But not getting roped into that again.
NO ROPES.
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:17 am
by lethargic
TIGER'S BACK BABY! I'M ROPED IN!!!
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:01 am
by Flack
Apparently the Thunder is going after Mike Miller from the Heat. All I know about Mike Miller is that he drains 3s and that he's been out for back surgery. Why are we going after guys with back surgery? I wouldn't hire a guy with a bad back to help me weed eat the lawn, much less pay one tens of millions of dollars to go jump around for three hours a night.
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:16 pm
by lethargic
Flack wrote:Apparently the Thunder is going after Mike Miller from the Heat. All I know about Mike Miller is that he drains 3s and that he's been out for back surgery. Why are we going after guys with back surgery? I wouldn't hire a guy with a bad back to help me weed eat the lawn, much less pay one tens of millions of dollars to go jump around for three hours a night.
Golf?
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:18 pm
by pinback
After round three, Tiger is 2 back of Lee Westwood, tied for 2nd.
Not getting roped in. If he's tied for the lead or better after the first nine tomorrow morning, maybe I'll watch.
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:55 pm
by pinback
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:08 pm
by AArdvark
This is some seriously bad golf going on. What course are they playing?
THE
PLAID KILLS
AARDVARK
