Jolt Country

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:36 am**

PERKINS WAITRESSES??

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:33 pm**

Practice Tebowing?

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:54 pm**

Flack wrote:Do a little dance?

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Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:15 pm**

Yeah. These are the pieces of shit we lost to.

I was less of a fan in the post-Super Bowl victory bliss. I sort of gave a shit as to whether or not people found it dumb that I got so worked up.

Well, since then my team has lost to the Seattle 7-9ers and San Francisco 49ers in the playoffs. I don't give a shit what anyone thinks any more, I am going to be the annoying, obnoxious fan I was for years before the Saints were any good.

Next year's thread title will be "2012 NFL Season: Fuck Your Mother's Tasty Cunt"

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:27 am**

Win Superbowls?

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:28 am**

Have Madonna lip-sync for them during their half time shows?

Posted: **Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:02 am**

Break Kobe's nose?

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:01 pm**

Put out bounties?

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:33 pm**

The faux outrage has been DELIGHTFUL. Oh my God, these guys got paid money to hit people?!!? IN FOOTBALL?!?!?!

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:54 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:The faux outrage has been DELIGHTFUL. Oh my God, these guys got paid money to hit people?!!? IN FOOTBALL?!?!?!

It was wrong in the Karate Kid and it's wrong in football.

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:14 pm**

Sweep the leg?

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:14 am**

Make Dwayne Wade speechless?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:42 am**

Beat you in every time zone?

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:14 pm**

Childishly suspend a Super Bowl-winning coach for a season due to "player safety" and then schedule 13 Thursday night games?

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:08 am**

Throw elbows that aren't even legal in the UFC, much less NBA?????

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:12 am**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
The Happines Engine wrote:Make money. SIGH.
He got it. Your team can be the winningest in history, but if it consistently loses money, eventually it will be history. But have a team that consistently makes a profit even if it's always in last place, it can basically keep operating forever!
Not really. Franchises dramatically appreciate in value every single year.

Tell that to the owners of the franchises from the USFL. I'd forgotten about that. Apparently, so did everyone else.

Posted: **Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:59 pm**

Respond to four month old responses that nobody gives a fuck about??

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2012 9:30 pm**

Smash the glass covering a fire extinguisher with their hand?

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2012 9:50 pm**

Fall 40 feet into a vat of acid?

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:43 pm**

NOT PAY FOR THE DEVILS

Jolt Country

So try this one: What do sports teams have to do?