You are rather uptight for a Friday afternoon. I suggest two cold drinks at fifteen minute intervals.
Actually, I have not seen ANY of the aforementioned movies and therefore have no real content to add to this thread. But as they say in burbank, California; Any content is better than no content.
Many years ago, I did the following for a non-JC-forum thread that had a theme of, "What if movie posters were more pandering" or something. I don't remember. Anyway, here you go:
