Jolt Country

Hey, come on guys! THis isnt a time to fight, its a time to enjoy the finest football action that the NFL has to offer, and enjoy the finest snacking action that the Flopsweats have to offer!

May I suggest a lovely spinach au gratin dip with your favorite crackers, but done up the Flopsweat way, dotted with butter and rendered bacon fat with just a quick dusting of freshly ground black pepper, and grated Asiago cheese on top!

Eat to live, but live to eat!

- Polly Flopsweat

Sports Pinner wrote:That's your fucking argument? "The other teams (including the horrible one I insist on rooting for every year even though they've always sucked and I've never, and will never, set foot in their filthy city) aren't any good"?

Er, well --

That is the saddest piece of shit I've ever seen. Anyone who comes with that bullshit is obviously just trying to convince themselves of something.

Well, I mean, they are --

You are disgusting, and a horrible person.

They are 17-0! Do you know how difficult it is to paint the picture of a 17-0 team being shitty?

The '08 Pats would dispatch the '85 Bears the way they dispatch everybody else, banding together in a big wad to keep the Fridge from bowling himself over the goal line for more than 40 points and scoring 50. You are a fucking idiot.

Well, if they played each other without use of a time machine there would be a 50/50 chance that the 08 Pats would all be pre-schoolers, and --

I hate you. This is why I left Colorado.

Next up, I plan on tackling gold. Gold - Not That Valuable. Expect the first 500 words to be about my poor experiences trading tin.

Dear Rome,

I also had bad experiences trading tin.

Signed,

Daniel Plainview

One thing I have always sort of taken for granted is that, while corporations may want a particular matchup for the Super Bowl, the average fan wants their team (and failing that) the best two teams to go.

Not the case on ESPN.com right now! They have the dumbest readers in the world, and all of them feel the need to trot their opinion out.

Here's a great one, from some dumb kid rooting for STORYLINES.

gobigblue2009 (2 days ago) No one in their right mind would want to watch Eli v. Rivers. It wouldn't even be that. It would be Giants front line v. LT. Packers v. Pats would be highest rated SB ever. Imagine the storylines. Good v. Evil. Pursuit of Perfection v. Last Chance for Another Ring. Corporate Ownership v. Community Ownership. GB is the Cinderella Team this season. They ranked 24th to start the season. Expectation v. Dreams. Give us the storylines and give us a great game, regardless of the outcome.

"Give us the storylines and give us a great game." He's openly rooting for the NFL to fix the outcomes of the two championship games! He is actively rooting for high ratings that will benefit the advertisers.

This guy loves himself some CORP O RATIONS!

What a douchebag.

He's not any worse than the guys who pray to Jesus to let their team win.

These people just don't realize that every player on every team has a story, has a life, loves whatever gods they believe in, and deserves to win. Everybody deserves to win. But IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'. 1 team wins. Live with it. You team doesn't win? Wait a year, a decade, or, in Robb's case, a lifetime and still waiting, to win. Have some perspective.

Vitriola wrote:Your team doesn't win? Wait a year, a decade, or, in Robb's case, a lifetime and still waiting, to win. Have some perspective.

You're the only one who understands me.

I love you.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Vitriola wrote:Your team doesn't win? Wait a year, a decade, or, in Robb's case, a lifetime and still waiting, to win. Have some perspective.

You're the only one who understands me.

I love you.

Maybe you two should get married, LIVE ON THE BBS right before you pull the plug.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:WHY THE 2007 PATRIOTS AREN'T THAT IMPRESSIVE AND WHY THEY AIN'T THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL-TIME

Suck a dick, Sports Pinner. There's your greatest team of all-time. Man did I call that shit.

"We never had a number on it, but all week long we talked about, even if [Brady] got the ball out, even if he completed the pass, we needed to hit him to somehow disrupt him,'' said Giants defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo. "We thought if we did that early, it would pay off in the end.''

Really?!?! Rushing Brady and hitting him was the key to victory? B-but-but the Bills left him completely untouched and lost 500-0! The Giants left him alone when it counted in the regular season and lost as well! Amazing!

It's almost as if pounding the Patriots' quarterback and knocking him to the ground gave the other team a chance to win.

Did they say to themselves, "We are going to get crushed anyway, might as well take out Brady?" "We are going to avenge our guy?" Of fucking couse not. Who is Losman to them? He won't even be on the team next year, and if they decide to cripple Brady they might lose a game check.

NFL Head Coaches make me sick. Anyway, Spagnuolo will probably be your head coach next season, so enjoy it - he is one of four guys in the league with a fucking clue. Two Redskins in the Hall of Fame, the one guy in the league who isn't a FUCKING DUMBASS as your head coach, all following a playoff appearance, must be real fucking nice. Hope you're enjoying it.

(I would instantly be the 7th or 8th best head coach in the NFL if I were signed tomorrow, by the way. )

Good for them, hope they go 19-0 and Brady throws at a fucking 92% (JESUS CHRIST BLITZ HIM AND HIT HIM YOU DUMB FUCKS) clip again. Wonderful. Great.

Hopefully Spagnuolo came up with this on his own and did not get the inspiration from this BBS.