Jolt Country

Wtf is TER? I will not google this. I just look at it and think 'the emergency room'. Where people go for really bad cases of pubic lice.

It's TheEroticReview. I didn't want to help this guy with his advertising spamming but since you asked.

I use www.thehun.net for all my fapping needs.

Unless I'm using youporn.

Bruce

Casual Observer wrote:It's TheEroticReview. I didn't want to help this guy with his advertising spamming but since you asked.

ah, you know. I mean. You're saying this guy is spamming and all that, but you had to google and look at the first result. No reason to be scared of new posters mang.

I think he's right. Whores are better than porn or a girlfriend. Especially web-whores. However, it's not much of an option if you're very paranoid. It's just like trolling myspace, except more transparency, less clinging, and more honesty.

Pinner, are whores off the table of mindful self awareness?

Worm wrote:You're saying this guy is spamming and all that, but you had to google and look at the first result. No reason to be scared of new posters mang.

Hey, JC's insanely popular, it's even number one on the "free bat day" google search - so why should this guy get to make money off Jonsey's back?

Casual Observer wrote:

Worm wrote:You're saying this guy is spamming and all that, but you had to google and look at the first result. No reason to be scared of new posters mang.

Hey, JC's insanely popular, it's even number one on the "free bat day" google search - so why should this guy get to make money off Jonsey's back?

Exactly. Plus, if it works, he can tell me how he did it. First thing I am buying with my newfound millions? CHROME "NEW TOPIC" BUTTONS, BROS!

That's great, we average what, 1 new user every 6 months, but CO sees the need to run him off after his first 2 hours. Fantastic work there.

Spammers kill internet sites every day.

How many times do I have to write this, I am not trying to span or promote anything. I was just expressing an opinion , if you don't agree with it that's fine, but every man has a right to his beliefs.

palavos3 wrote:How many times do I have to write this, I am not trying to span or promote anything. I was just expressing an opinion , if you don't agree with it that's fine, but every man has a right to his beliefs.

And I believe that Bat Out Of Hell was the best album ever. There is no god but Jim Steinman, and Meat Loaf is his prophet.

Bruce

My opinion is that Meatloaf sweats a lot.


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AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote:My opinion is that Meatloaf sweats a lot.

So did Mozart.

Bruce

And look at what happened to HIM!

I thought this was a top ten list thread...


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ANOTHER HIJACKING
AARDVARK

1) Porn does not suffer from manic-depressive bi-polar disorder.

2) Porn can cook.

3) Porn does not look for and erase itself from your computer even when you have set all the folders to hidden.

4) Porn gives you orgasms more than once a fucking month.

5) Porn has a can-do attitude.

6) Porn is a girl whom you can take home to mom unlike your tramp of a girlfriend whom you need to disinfect with quinine before you take anywhere.

7) Porn does not objectify women unlike your misogynistic girlfriend.

8) Porn doesn't care if you leave the seat up.

9) Porn will watch porn with you.

10) Porn doesn't get all weird when there is a fucking diamond commercial on TV.


Signed,
Ben Parrish (AKA Pinback)

Trouble in paradise? Ha Ha

Hmm. I didn't write that.

INTRUDER ALERT.

ummm, yes you did. what the fuck is your problem?

your friend,

tyler durden

p.s. last night was fun.
signed, #2 on your stupid list.

10) Porn doesn't get all weird when there is a fucking diamond commercial on TV.


Signed,
Ben Parrish (AKA Pinback)

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Damn, this Ben Parrish cat sure is one funny motherfucker! How can I get him to give me some of his good loving already?

I like the look of the errant HTML tag, by the way. It's my way of keeping it real up in the field.

~ wroten by Beau Brooks~

Step back, ladies. He's spoken for. Pinner's mine all mine.

After the flatscreen, natch.