Jolt Country

I could care less what pinback says, he is a non-entity.
He doesn't count. Of course I don't appreciate being called a dimwit by someone who so obviously has it together, but so what. I go through life normal, happy and socially equipped. He has to spend 100's of thousands of dollars just to able to get out of bed and to be able to look at himself in the mirror.

Oh the other thing that bothered me is the suggestion I sleep with ugly woman. You "date" woman you meet on the Internet. Every single one of them is a fat fucking hopeless pig. There are no attractive woman for a creep like you to meet and you could never meet an attractive woman even if you got a head transplant. Your dating pool will forever consist of single moms who are in financial ruin and need a hopeless sucker, overweight pigs trying to meet guys on the net or someone you meet at a support group.

Other than telling pinback what a fucking loser he his, is there any reason for me to be here? Last post I'm done.

So, yeah, it was a pretty boring game.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm done when you respond to my question as to why you said one thing in your DMV thread, yet acted differently in this one.

I have no idea what a "DMV thread" is, but here's your answer:

It's a fucking BBS! It's for fun! We're having fun here!

Why do you have to ruin everything? You ruin everything.

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Other than telling pinback what a fucking loser he his, is there any reason for me to be here? Last post I'm done.

You're leaving forever?

What is a "DMV thread"?

What is a "DMV thread"?

pinback wrote:What is a "DMV thread"?

Are you really this thick? You don't remember Heywood posting about the fatted DMV nobody he encountered trying to get some stamps for his business?

Because you're apparently drunk, let me state everything again.

1. You cried and cried and cried in *that* thread -- Hey Ben! The DMV Thread! -- about how mean people were being to the, for all we knew, fictional DMV sow.

2. You came on here after the Seahawks got home jobbed and started in with "Ha ha" comments.

Well, you have to fucking pick one. The fact that it was more important to you to protect an absent person working against Americans in a government monopoly rather than someone who has never done anything wrong to you or America to vent on says all *I* need to know about your character. I'm just wondering how you personally justify it.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Are you really this thick? You don't remember Heywood posting about the fatted DMV nobody he encountered trying to get some stamps for his business?

One goes to a Post Office to get stamps, Jonsey. A Post Office.

One goes to a "DMV" to get a driver's license or car registration!

2. You came on here after the Seahawks got home jobbed and started in with "Ha ha" comments.

Quick, who am I? "The fucking refs stole the game from us!!! WAAAHHH!!"

And I justify it thusly:

My board is real life.

This place is a fucking joke. So I will be a fucking joke right along with it.

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Are you really this thick? You don't remember Heywood posting about the fatted DMV nobody he encountered trying to get some stamps for his business?

One goes to a Post Office to get stamps, Jonsey. A Post Office.

One goes to a "DMV" to get a driver's license or car registration!

No. You're wrong. That's why it was so horrific. Don't go back and check. Not only would that be cheating, but your best friend destroyed that thread with his Big Brain.

2. You came on here after the Seahawks got home jobbed and started in with "Ha ha" comments.

Quick, who am I? "The fucking refs stole the game from us!!! WAAAHHH!!"

You can't be Knuckles because he didn't say that. You can't be me because I would never use the word "us" in concert with football teams because I only have one -- a nebulous, shady and altogether unclear concept for your laughable sports bigamist mind to comprehend for even the duration of the composition time of your unbelievably shitty posts.

pinback wrote:And I justify it thusly:

My board is real life.

This place is a fucking joke. So I will be a fucking joke right along with it.

Your board isn't real life. Your board is a poorly-lit, feces-smeared mirror angled directly above Hell.

Come on! You can't be serious! The "Big Brains" thread? The "I'm Deleting Posts With My Mind" bit? The "I Didn't Get Married And It Was Actually My Choice And Not Because I Couldn't Find Anyone on Tatooine" statement and other assorted howlers from your "friend" who can not possibly be real????

The fucking last thing you want is to say that what goes on over there reflects "real life" in any way. I actually feel fucking sorry for you if you think that miserable circus of the lonely is in any way real.

Why you gotta be like this, man?

Seriously, man. Don't I have enough to deal with today? And you just gotta pile on like this?

pinback wrote:Why you gotta be like this, man?

You said we were just having fun!! I thought this is how you wanted it!!?!!?

Fine, refactor what I said with this.

Ahem.

"Your place can't be real life because it doesn't have Russians, spam or ads."

pinback wrote:Seriously, man. Don't I have enough to deal with today? And you just gotta pile on like this?

Er... what do you have to deal with today?

Just kind of a stressful day for me. Knuckles can explain it to you.

I'm mentally ignoring yall.