Jolt Country

But I agree we are off topic.

Update

I have chosen black magic to get it first. I will make the arrangments later this week and give her a phone call to let her know to- clean it up a bit.

Worm wrote:Oh, eat me. I've got a valid point as you've fellated Knuck no matter what he's posted, and responding with anything but washing the cum out of your mouth is just painfully wrong.

You find me a terrible Knuckles post that I've laughed enough to post a response to LIKE A MONKEY and then you'll have something.

Here's why he's funny. This relates back to Pinback's chief problem with the board.

Knuckles the CLown is simply not as jaded as the rest of you surf potatoes.

(At this point, people who hardly post like gsdgsd and Da King might take offense. Please do not. The people who I am talking about know who they are.)

My brother is out there living life and is posting from a perspective of "this is what is happening to me." He's not spending all day and night on the net and getting increasingly angry at the morons who populate it -- it being the net. Doing so makes you hate every one and every thing and go around with an enormous FartFace. Hey, Bond I understand... if I couldn't see and I lived in Alaska I wouldn't leave my studio apartment. Sighted people get lost for years at a time in Alaska. You though.

Worm, you have FartFace right now. Your face wrinkles at everything you see. You have seen everything on memepool two weeks before they post it. You've seen every way a person can get angry at another person (where the other person is usually you, granted, but still) and are bored by it. Everything you read (which is exclusively on-line) is some shade of motorcycle.jpg or Bert is Evil.com and so forth. That's no way to live. No goddamn way to live.

Don't listen to me. What do I know. But honestly, man... as your friend I am telling you: you're positively grim! Lighten up a bit! Go for a walk! Play some hockey! Buy some rope! Jesus Christ, do something to get out of the house and get the blood flowing. Do you even enjoy anything any more? Get yourself a hostess pie and forget that some asshole with pink hair ruined them for you five years ago. Eat one for the taste. You're the most bitter 20 year old I've ever known.

Now he's here, talking about how he can't tell apart the people he's basically posting for. Also giving Pinner his Jr. Adult opinion on life and love. Yeah, your seething ... oh fuck it bullshit is on. You're both maggots, incest maggots.

It can't be gay when it's incestuous.

pinback wrote:I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

"It's time to make your choice." - That guy from Half-Life.

Now it's least painful all of a sudden!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Everything you read (which is exclusively on-line)

Hey, Internal Bleeding, Our Band Could be Your Life, a little of Mein Kampf, Stiff "The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers", and about half of The Ethics of Star Trek.

Fuck you, you're trash, you're oblivious, I'm done with this thread.

pinback wrote:I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

<s>"It's time to make your choice."</s> - That guy from Half-Life.

It's time to chose, Mister Freeman.

Worm wrote:Hey, Internal Bleeding, Our Band Could be Your Life, a little of Mein Kampf, Stiff "The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers", and about half of The Ethics of Star Trek.

Fuck you, you're trash, you're oblivious, I'm done with this thread.

HA-HA!!!

I WIN!!

Knuckles the Clown's Army Of Women

I'd be surprised if this was even an Army of One.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Buy some rope!

Way ahead of ya.