Jolt Country

I miss Beth Littleford. What's, she doing like fucking Cheese-It commercials now? No justice in this world.

I have been told by Zekk multiple times when watching the "Fast and the Furious" that I look like that the fat chinese raver kid with the orbital glowsticks at the Race Wars in the desert. And I guess if I wanted someone to play me it would be James Duvall (The Doom Generation, Donnie Darko, Gone in Sixty Seconds) and my wife or girlfriend, lifemate, would be played by Famke Jansen.

But I believe that Vitrecola should be played by a man, probably some like from some 80's hairband, specificly Stryper, because she does look like any one from that band. Thank god she leaves for CO in a few days........Lets hope she doesnt come back.

Dere is a darkside...
Hey, how do you like Phoenix, m'man?

I hate Phoenix, its like always hot and there are no chicks here, that like me, anyway there is also barely any racing scene down here as well. But besides those two things that I highly evolve my life around, it still sux. Then there is sort of a Rave scene but it is mostly dedicated to the clubs. I can at least get to see Dieselboy atleast once or twice a year, so thats good. And all the chicks I want to "HIT" or show how much I love them in their mouths, they either:

A) Dont speak english,
B)Turn out to be men,
C)Live in a different part of the state in which I dont want to drive to,
D) Dont speak english

So theres my review of Phoenix. But yeah thats about it.

Ok so that was me the last post......sorry,stupid vitrecola signed me out before I knew it. Stupid bitch acts like she lives here......sheeeesh. I love you ICJ.......hehe

Nice folks say I resemble John Cusack. Others just says I look like Rowan Atkinson.

You look like Rowan Atkinson, true, except not so goddamn goofy.

Pinback resembles Paul Giamatti playing Harvey Pekar so much it's scary.

Seriously, Pinner: go see <i>American Splendor</i>. I found it uplifting in a strange and disturbing way.

Bruce

bruce wrote:Pinback resembles Paul Giamatti playing Harvey Pekar so much it's scary.

This was NOT the kind of encouraging message I was hoping to find on here tonight.

Damn. I never thought I'd sit here wishing that someone had just called me a maggot and been done with it.

pinback wrote:Damn. I never thought I'd sit here wishing that someone had just called me a maggot and been done with it.

Maybe MONKEY MONKEY would oblige you.

Bruce

This thread needs PICTURES.

Pictures don't help those that are so ugly that they can shatter a lens by giving a weak toothy smile.

I actually have no idea who I would look like.

And that whole Wonder Woman thing, it's the lasso of truth isn't it?

-LG

I always thought the thing was that you had a super hot, super strong, virgin chick( at least never with a man ). I didn't exactly follow the comics ... though island of all women? I'm guessing she never had sex with a man. I don't see the big thing about the lasso of truth
"I'm not going to call you after this."
"I'm going to sneak out in the morning."
"I really don't care if you have an orgasm I just want one."
Seems mighty frightening. You wouldn't measure up either if any superhero nailed her. She's super strong too you'd probably need Superman or John Holmes to fill in.

Apparently, according to a friend, I'm exactly like that that woman from that horror film... you know, the one where she sleeps with the dude and then it all goes horribly wrong and she ends up killing him?

Yeah, thanks for that wonderfully positive comparison, Martin...

Keza wrote:Apparently, according to a friend, I'm exactly like that that woman from that horror film... you know, the one where she sleeps with the dude and then it all goes horribly wrong and she ends up killing him?

OH YEAH THANKS FOR NARROWING THE ONE DOWN THEN MY NELLY.

>ps Saw Ghost World the other day (good film) and >immediately thought
>of you - don't ask me why, but Thora Birch reminded me >of you. If
>it's any consolation, she's pretty cool in it... :o) Good >film - very black comedy, so
>not exactly laugh out loud but still very funny. And the >whole Steve
>Buschemi/Thora Birch relationship is quite cool - up until >the bit
>where they sleep together and it all goes wrong. >Ewwww. :o)

There y'are, my dear Alexis. Thora Birch. Though that's not exactly good. I look nothing like her. AT ALL.

I'd hit Thora Birch harder than Madden and a Tony Roma's, but as far a character goes, she's a pretty unimaginative stereotype of that subculture. Not that I'm complaining, but I could find 38 girls that look like that on any given college campus.

Ghost World is my second favorite movie, tho.

She's hot but her website's main picture is just eerie.
http://thora.org/main.html

Vitriola wrote:Ghost World is my second favorite movie, tho.

Do you have a Blockbuster card? I am tired of you giving me endless shit for my taste in movies, Signs aside. This shit ends, and it ends now.

"Surely you didn't think it would be this easy." -- Lucy Godzilla Lui

"You know, for a moment there, I kinda did." -- The Other Unattractive Chick in Kill Bill

Anyway, you need to go get that flick with Antonio (that was #1, right?) and/or Ghost World and start BRINGING THE CONTENT for me to digest like a fine midnight repast of delights for my eyes and ears. The last few days have made obvious that I read like old people fuck -- that book with the character named "Robb" is still in my queue, natch, and will probably get read on the plane, but you have finished two books already and I am still on chapter two for tha tone -- but at least we have movies. Movies if you step up to the plate here.

PS plz dont get 'break fast at tiffanies'