Jolt Country

Vitriola wrote:But, we're still going to watch anime on Wednesday.

<i><b>Did you hit it?</b></i>

Bruce

Ouch! Stop hitting me, you fucker!

OK, I'm being hit!* Are you happy now???

Retards.






* this does not imply that Vitriola had sex with her dreamboat

No, she didn't call me. Yes, I could have called her, but I was too busyt slipping into oblivion on children's cold medicine. I will call her today. Just for you, Bruce. Just for the Content. Because girls think it's sexy to talk dirty to them sounding all nasally.

Hold on, I'm actually going to call her right now... for the Content, of course.

Her phone is off. I'll try again later.

I believe that this entire story is fictitious, and that this entire thread is therefore fraudulent.

I DEMAND IT!

Well, if the excuse of her new $400 phone bill was good enough of a reason that she couldn't pay for me to go, then I guess it's a good enough reason why her phone isn't functioning at this moment, and why she hasn't called. I was actually going to take a pic at the Type O concert of her, but forgot to buy film. Which is good, because if I had remembered, somebody wouldn't have been able to get a ticket at the door when we found out they jacked the price by $4 the night of.

"Buy film"? Huh?

I don't understand this concept.

Geez, V, the whole point of digital cameras is to take pics of chicks. Anyone who says otherwise is a damned dirty liar. And an ape. So leave the SLR at home and grab your digital. Don't have one? Get one. Hell, the cost of her phone bill would pay for an extremely nice one, or two pretty damn good ones, or four basic but decent ones, or eight cheap shit glorified webcams.

Spin the wheel... spin the wheel.

Hey, any update here?

Bruce

Here's an update for you, Vitriola is off trolling in Colorado.

::Insert mischevious snickers here::

I'd say HWR has taken a definite #2 priority at the moment. Especially seeing as she can't be bothered to update her own thread. Leaving her "glorified-cat-and-truck sitter" to do it for her.

So let's all post a thread niting and picking about what she's up to in Colorado, because she ain't returnin my calls. And last I heard they were looking for the address to a strip club called Saturday's. Let's hope they all had fun, cause I'm about to start burning her belongings in the order of most dear to her every hour until I hear from her. And yes, her cats are One, Two, and Three on the list.

[x] Disable guilt trips in this post

I called you. I called you and yelled into the phone for like 2 minutes while you said Hello? Hello?

GET A REAL PHONE. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 4:37 IN THE MORNING, ANYWAY?

addendum: do not ever take a Xanax, 4 flexorils or whatever they're called, 2 ibuprofin and a Budweiser on the same day. While the pain is gone, I am not convinced I'm actually alive right now.

Also, can you call HWR for me and ask her if she likes me? I mean, don't tell her I told you to call, just call as if you were just wondering. Or, could you pass her a note for me?

DO YOU LIKE ME?

YES NO

(circle one)

I'm wearing her belt to the Arch Enemy/Black Dahlia Murder/Hate Eternal/Evergrey show tonight.

She's going to have to ask me reeeeaaaaaal nice if she ever wants it back.

Vitriola wrote:

I called you. I called you and yelled into the phone for like 2 minutes while you said Hello? Hello?

GET A REAL PHONE. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 4:37 IN THE MORNING, ANYWAY?

Yes, and when I called you back not even two minutes afterwards, I got Robb's voice mail, so as far as shitty phones go, takes one to know one. And I called at 4:37 in the morning because you hadn't called and I was worried. Sue me.

addendum: do not ever take a Xanax, 4 flexorils or whatever they're called, 2 ibuprofin and a Budweiser on the same day. While the pain is gone, I am not convinced I'm actually alive right now.

And this after I tell you not to drink with those damn meds, hope you got enough for the trip home, or you going to blow some businessman at the airport for enough alcohol to get you on the plane?

Also, can you call HWR for me and ask her if she likes me? I mean, don't tell her I told you to call, just call as if you were just wondering. Or, could you pass her a note for me?

DO YOU LIKE ME?

YES NO

(circle one)

I'm wearing her belt to the Arch Enemy/Black Dahlia Murder/Hate Eternal/Evergrey show tonight.

She's going to have to ask me reeeeaaaaaal nice if she ever wants it back.

Lemme give that one two minutes of thought here, NO! I am not your secretary, nor your housekeeper, nor your friend it seems anymore, so do your own dirty work from now on.

Whoa! Who is this now? I dunno, but here's something I do know, which is:

BEST OF JC!!!

Whoa.

Did VItriola hit it with Robb? Way to go guys! But wouldn't it have been easier to do it in LV?

I liked it better when we were all talking about Banzai Bug. =(

;)