Three items.

[bruce]

All right, Jonsey. Here's the Emo Bruce with what he needs for the afterlife (the wedding band, by the way, goes with the body, because I'm expecting I'll be, you know, dressed in the coffin, and dressed I would assume includes personal jewelry. No one's taking my nipple rings off either, I don't think):

An Atari 2600 with Cuttle Cart, CD of all known games, and a portable CD player (and yes, this is all one item. Fuck you. If it isn't, then an Atari 7800 with the new Cuttle and a CF card loaded up with all known games. And controllers.)

<i>Gravity's Rainbow</i>.

Tom Waits, <i>Small Change</i>.

Bruce the Barbarian Dork

[Vitriola]

Geez, Robb, i thought you'd know me better than that. I'm going to Hell with 2 guys and a chick:

[Roody_Yogurt]

Hmm, a hawaiin shirt, nose glasses, and an ornamental kazoo.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Geez, Robb, i thought you'd know me better than that. I'm going to Hell with 2 guys and a chick:

If that beastie is currently scuttling about on the earth in a position of authority, well... it looks to me like we're already in HELL already.

[Violet]

I guess I want to be buried with

1) A copy of Amelie - God I love that movie.

2) My mp3 player - I don't like to go to sleep without some music playing. If I can't hear music or something comforting it makes me feel unsettled. I'd like to have some sweet sounds while I lay dead.

3) A DDR pad. I will be steppin' to it in the after life.

[Worm]

Well, I always have this thing in the back of my head of being buried alive. So the bandages would make it so I could fake mummification I might get mummified and buried so I would need them prior. The necklace simply because it is something I'd like to have right now. Oh and the dirt? I don't know ... it feels silly to put me underground but keep me away from dirt.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hi.

Quoting this thing for another play.

[Vitriola]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON A FREE PLAY!

Valid any day except Monday thru Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

[ChainGangGuy]

1. An oxygen tank, there won't be a whole lot of air down there, and just in case I were not dead, I'll have it.

2. A cell phone, again in the case that I am buried by mistake, I want a way to call and tell the Jonsey (or at least the Comedy of Savings) to come dig me the fuck up.

3. An alarm clock, set to wake me up five hours after I'm buried, just so I don't sleep until the lithium battery dies on the fucking cell phone, and even if I am dead, people will hear that alarm for a really long time, and say what you will about leaving an impression on someone so as to have them remember you, they'll remember me real well when they show my exhumed corpse on the five o'clock news, just because some elderly lady called the cops when she heard the Moody Blues six feet under her feet.

I guess that's not what you expected...seeing as how I'm supposed to let go of life, and realize death is inevitable, but I really think if I had to choose three things to sum up my life, they'd be boring, and wouldn't make sense to anyone but me. It's better to work through a scenario where three items together can work out to some device.

Give me six pounds of TNT.

A foot of wire.

And a pressure switch under my back, so that when I decay to the point where my bones wither away, and the switch goes off, the mini-mall they eventually build on top of me goes up in flames.

[Danzaland Slacker]

Give me six pounds of TNT.

A foot of wire.

And a pressure switch under my back, so that when I decay to the point where my bones wither away, and the switch goes off, the mini-mall they eventually build on top of me goes up in flames.

Best yet!

[Guest]

Give me six pounds of TNT.

A foot of wire.

And a pressure switch under my back, so that when I decay to the point where my bones wither away, and the switch goes off, the mini-mall they eventually build on top of me goes up in flames.

Best yet!

I agree. I will, therefore, begin plajurizing you at every opportunity.

[Jack Straw]

Should work on speling first.