Jolt Country

I still will not give it to you.

Violet wrote:Care Bears.

In this vein...

Gummy Bears.

Also, My Little Pony. Especially My Little Pony.

My Little Pony

vs

George W.



FIGHT!!!

For the record, I would pay to see that fight.

okay, now I want pictures of your respective suggested characters!

I take it that anyone will be able to fight anyone else, but I presume you are more-or-less going with the following, right?

Edgar Allan Poe vs Poe (the musician)
Larry King vs Bob Green
Roody the Godless Soviet vs the Scent of Failure v4.20
Molly Muffsweet vs the Battle Raper

What other ones did you decide on? Also, I noticed this when I went and re-read this thread:

Worm wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Someone needs to license the "Thrill Kill" engine and make this a reality.

I'd much rather just use M.U.G.E.N and make a Punch & Kick game that use that terrible engine.

Did you just diss Thrill Kill & the Thrill Kill engine, you silly bastard? What's your problem with the Thrill Kill engine? I thought it was fantastic. I mean, it's a fighting engine and all, it's not going to be able to depict blood on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, but I didn't think it was bad enough to be called terrible. Elucidate your thoughts, Montressor!

Though I simply hate the idea of having no life bars ... rather having a bar that goes up and that person gets to kill whomever he feels like. I prefer 2D shooters.

Worm wrote:Though I simply hate the idea of having no life bars ... rather having a bar that goes up and that person gets to kill whomever he feels like. I prefer 2D shooters.

Ah. Anyway, which characters are you considering putting into this game of yours?

I meant fighters there. Not shooters.

Well, the ones they mentioned. John Rocker and such. Anyone have suggestions on how I draw sprites?

Do you have access to Photoshop?

I demand that there will be a facehugger from Aliens, Cthulhu, and Agent Smith in the game. That is what I demand.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Do you have access to Photoshop?

Yes!

Lysander wrote:I demand that there will be a facehugger from Aliens, Cthulhu, and Agent Smith in the game. That is what I demand.

Face Hugger ... wouldn't work. I don't know what a fucking Cthulhu is and am tired of people mentioning it. Agent Smith? Go back to fucking SA.

Worm wrote:Go back to fucking SA.

You know I consider you both my Content Sons, but -- Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Sorry.

Cthlulu is the only thing, ever, that has ever lived up to its hype. Ever. Go throw that word into Google Image Search, buddy.

I really need to get one of those Cthlulu plushies that you sometimes find on eBay. It'd be worth having children, just to give it something like that.

JC FUN FAX: I was hanging around a chick for a while once who had a daughter. Said kid had a birthday, I felt that I could at least bring over a gift or a toy or something. I mean, you know kids. So I grabbed one of those Sonic the Hedgehog things for her. (This was all before the official Mister Mucous Bib, of course, which would probably be the best bet these days.)

JC FUN FAX #2: Someone has purchased the Mister Mucous bib. Holy cow. Thank you, whoever you are. I hope it was a quality product that you ended up getting.

When I got back from Vegas, my then-boyfriend's 3 year old daughter gave me a Sonic the Hedgehog stuffed animal. He gave me the pack of Iraqui Freedom playing cards I've been wanting. Jesus, Jonsey, are you like my body double or something?

Of course, I, being the one that actually travelled somewhere, didn't bring anyone anything. I figured it was enough that I wasn't going to kill him for overinflating my tires and nearly killing me on the way there.