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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 6:53 pm
by AArdvark
Frank Zappa.

Genius that cant sing.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 1:12 am
by Tdarcos
Bob Marley. Seems like everything he did only worked once someone else performed it.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:29 am
by pinback
Tdarcos wrote:Bob Marley. Seems like everything he did only worked once someone else performed it.
Terrible answer.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 6:29 am
by pinback
Flack wrote:I'm going to go 2/2 and call the Ramones.
There we go.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:23 am
by Billy Mays
DLR Van Halen

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:29 am
by Billy Mays
Guns N' Roses

Say what you want about the other members, but Axl is shit, and the they would still be a garage band without Slash.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:38 am
by pinback
Jimmy Buffett

("and the Coral Reefer Band" if you simply must have a band.)

(If not, also add: Bob Dylan.)

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:12 pm
by RetroRomper
You stole my answer, Pinback: every introduction I've had to Bob Dylan has been through a cover, then when looking deeper and listening to the original, I have yet to be able to make it through a single song.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:41 am
by pinback
I still don't think any of you except Flack understand the point here. This is not "BANDS/SINGERS YOU DON'T LIKE". I thought I made that clear with my first example. Let's do it again:

Primus. One of my all-time favorite bands. Could listen to them non-stop, 24 hours a day. Les Claypool can't sing.

Got it?

No.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:28 am
by Flack
It's like an opposite sketch, where I'm the only one not making Pinback mad.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:38 am
by pinback
Flack wrote:It's like an opposite sketch, where I'm the only one not making Pinback mad.
That should be the big giant flaming warning flag to ICJ that something has to be done about this place. I see Flack's name and think, oh good, finally something worth looking at without squinting my eyes like that one jackass suggested.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:42 pm
by The Happiness Engine
pinback wrote:I see Flack's name and think, oh good, finally something worth looking at without squinting my eyes like that one jackass suggested.
ha ha ha "Oh my god why are other people allowed to disagree with MEEEEEE?!?!?!" you hysterical maggot.

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:10 pm
by pinback
Like I said.

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 2:31 pm
by Jizaboz
Dinosaur Jr.

Jay Mascis has a very scratchy and whiny voice and especially on the early albums sometimes wouldn't even be in key. Not like he seemed to care though. I enjoy it for being "unique" I guess.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:23 pm
by loafergirl
pinback wrote:Because I'm not sure anyone but Flack is understanding this, I'll give you yet another good example:

Talking Heads
Not true, David Byrne can carry a tune.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:39 pm
by pinback
He can approximate notes well enough to get the song out. Please link to me a song where he can sing.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:11 pm
by AArdvark
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:14 pm
by AArdvark
And before anyone beats me to it....


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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:49 pm
by pinback
I think you're all still misunderstanding me. I love the Talking Heads. I love David Byrne! Masterful performer and entertainer.

NIGGA CAN'T SING. It's okay! It makes the songs even better! We love it!

Nigga can't sing.

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:28 pm
by Tdarcos
Sam the Sham and the Pharohs.

In the movie Mr. Holland's Opus, Richard Dreyfuss as the title character, is a music teaxher explaining something to one of his students. Their song, Louis, Louisd is playing on the phonograph. "These guys can't sing. And they're playing the same three chords over and over. And yet I love it. Why?"
"Because it's fun?"
"Because it's fun."