Jolt Country

Tdarcos wrote: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:37 pmThat was the point I was making. Then you need to also reprimand Flack for posting Billy Mitchell's picture when he is not yet dead. Fair is fair: sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.

Do you think you could beat a goose in a game of checkers?

Contrary to popular belief, she did not die from choking on a ham sandwich.

Don't mess up a good fat joke with the facts. We aren't allowed to poke fun at the gays, the minorities, the retar...mentally challenged, blonde women, NOTHING. What group do we have left to insult for our amusement?

In a quick related note; (still off topic tho) You know how some people put a glass of water on their night tables in case they get thirsty during the night? Cass put a ham sandwich on her night table...

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Oh man! Not Mini-me!

oops, too soon?

Never soon enough.

For those who are humor challenged, neither Bush has died.

Tdarcos wrote: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:59 am For those who are humor challenged, neither Bush has died.

elder bush has a blood infection, the writing's on the wall.

Tdarcos wrote: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:59 am For those who are humor challenged, neither Bush has died.

From your favorite website:

Wikipedia wrote: Barbara Bush (née Pierce; June 8, 1925 – April 17, 2018)

Literally never not wrong about any single thing ever.

Maybe she doesn't count?


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The Happiness Engine wrote: Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:52 am

Tdarcos wrote: Wed Apr 25, 2018 7:59 am For those who are humor challenged, neither Bush has died.

From your favorite website:

Wikipedia wrote: Barbara Bush (née Pierce; June 8, 1925 – April 17, 2018)

Literally never not wrong about any single thing ever.

What was showed was a picture of a man, who presumably was one of the two President Bushes. To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, "I don't remember a goddam thing being said about a woman."

Wasn't going to post this one because who gives a shit about some no name DJ but apparently he killed himself with a broken wine bottle, which is something you don't hear about every day. How can someone who is successful enough to be known in the news can't get a hold of a razor blade, a bottle of pills, or just do some autoerotic chocking?

Guess it's time to wake him up.

As a DJ, I would have thought he was more of a fan of boxed wine, what with there being a button to press.

You kiddin'?

Wasn't she bat-shit crazy or something? I remember reading someone found her nekked in their backyard. This was back in the late 80's. And I'll be darned if I Google it.

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she was bi-polar

That's the best picture ever taken of her, possibly anybody. I get it now.