I can't believe Tdarcos outlived....

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:16 pm

You should go into a shelter and picks some cats for him. Make sure to pick terminally ill ones. With cat-cancer and shit.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 1:20 pm

RealNC wrote:You should go into a shelter and picks some cats for him. Make sure to pick terminally ill ones. With cat-cancer and shit.

You mean the ones with mewkemia?

CO · Post by CO » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:16 pm

CO · Post by CO » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:11 am

CO · Post by CO » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:42 pm

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:41 pm

No more Rhinestone Cowboy? Balls!

THE
AGING IN THE FAST LANE
AARDVARK

CO · Post by CO » Mon Aug 14, 2017 4:04 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Aug 14, 2017 4:40 pm

Not Joey Baloney!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 5:45 am

1. Clearly the woman was the voice of Natasha and Rocky in the Bullwinkle cartoons which means while I don't know her I can look her up, discover she was June Foray, who died at 99.

2. Who's the convict from Santa Fe County?

3. I wouldn't say "No more Rhinestone Cowboy" I'd say "No more Wichita Lineman." Though why, if he was a Wichita Lineman, why does he sing about By the Time I Get to Phoenix describing him traveling there from Los Angeles? (Also many people point out in 1966 pre-freeway travel you couldn't get from LA to Phoenix to Albuquerque to Oklahoma in one day.)

4. I don't get who Joey Baloney is. A google search brings too many distinct hits. Nothing conclusive.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:11 am

You guys, Paul doesn't know who these people are.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:56 am

Tdarcos wrote:Nothing conclusive.

Just right click the image.

CO · Post by CO » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:10 pm

Can someone please get the doctor some remedial Google lessons? I would have thought that someone who says they can program in cobol can string together a Boolean search.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:03 pm

I don't believe Glen Campbell was ever a lineman, in Kansas or any other state. Just because he SAYS he is in the song doesn't make it real. Maybe he invented time travel and COULD get to Phoenix in a day.

THE
IT'S ONLY
A SONG
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:54 am

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 3:57 pm

Well his kids might still be able to walk someday

CO · Post by CO » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:59 pm

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:27 pm

Everyone Howard Stern hired for his SiriusXM channel is dead. Jay Thomas? Dead. Riley Martin? Dead.

(The guy he was going to hire before, Neil Rogers? Dead.)

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:45 pm

Where are all these dead people coming from?

THE
STIFF FACTORY
AARDVARK

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:23 pm

pinback wrote:Everyone Howard Stern hired for his SiriusXM channel is dead. Jay Thomas? Dead. Riley Martin? Dead.

(The guy he was going to hire before, Neil Rogers? Dead.)

Robin Quivers?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:18 am

No, Paul.