I went out for a while because we had some warm weather, and I decided not to take a coat. It got cooler and I should have. But that's not it.
I have something like diarrhea. I got home, had to go to the bathroom, had what seemed like a normal bowel movement, but sat there on the pot for quite a while because I didn't have that "clean and empty" feeling I usually get when I'm really done. I felt much better but I wasn't generating any more even if I didn't feel like I was finished. Finally gave up, got to my wheelchair, put my pants back on, washed my hands, came out...
And damn if I didn't need to take a dump again. Just barely got back to the toilet and I did. Reminded me of liquid. Sat for a while, and I feel empty again. I still sat for a while, and I think I'm really empty.
I got back on my wheelchair, put my pants back on, washed my hands, came out...
So far, I just have a slight feeling of a little bit of queaziness but otherwise, so far, no emergency unload condition. The queaziness is subsiding so I think I'm okay. I think maybe I need to stop eating at McDonalds, that stuff'll kill ya.
Jack-in-the-Box causes projectile vomiting, but MickeyD's causes projectile diarrhea, and they don't even have the McRib any more to compensate.
"McDonalds, the food that almost killed Morgan Spurlock."
I don't feel so good today.
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I don't feel so good today.
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I think it was just something minor, I even ate some more of the burgers later, and I felt fine. I think I just get diarrhea from time to time.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:So, what's the end game here? Gonna see a doctor? This BBS needs you.
Speaking of diarrhea, I guess it's time to get started making the crepe video. Not quite the same as "eating shit off a plate," but with the way I make omelets, you never know!
Given the general rise in expenses and fall in the typical standard of living, the future ain't what it used to be.