Sports Writing is to blame for shitty Sports Writing

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Sometimes when I am out here I'll just put the TV on espnews or something. It's background noise.

You know how the Internet is getting more cynical? The Internet is quick to make the ironic observation before you can. It's sickening.

Sports reporters are doing that, pulling that act right now because Terrell Owens 1) tried to kill himself 2) is playing the Eagles this week 3) used to play for the Eagles.

Suzy Kolber asked Donovan McNabb a question like, "How soon will your first question about T.O. be?" He had not even come off the field from putting a whipping on the Packers.

They KNOW that nobody wants to hear the stupid fucking questions. BUT THEY WON'T STOP ASKING THEM! Bill Parcells may not really be the smartest guy in the room when he has a press conference, but he MUST be because the dumb fuckers interviewing him ALL ASK THE RETARDED QUESTIONS THAT ARE TIRED AND CLICHED. THEY ASK THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These people are fucking worthless. Don't even let a sports writer tell you differently. They're all worthless people.