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Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:32 am

If dinner was a brand of vodka, what kind of vodka would it be?

If dinner was a donut, would it be Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme?

If dinner was a country, which country would it be?

If dinner was a kind of cat food, which kind of cat food did she eat (for free)?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:41 am

Vitriola wrote:If dinner was a brand of vodka, what kind of vodka would it be?

Goose.

If dinner was a donut, would it be Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme?

KK, fresh out of the fryer.

If dinner was a country, which country would it be?

Dubai.

If dinner was a kind of cat food, which kind of cat food did she eat (for free)?

Fancy Feast.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:33 pm

UPDATE:

Yeah, when she's drinking pricy wine by the fistful and eating Kobe/white truffle tarts, she seems real interested.

Then in the light of day, not so much.

So. Let's just saunter back on over to the ol' drawing board, shall we?

co · Post by co » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:16 pm

pinback wrote:So. Let's just saunter back on over to the ol' drawing board, shall we?

I think you pretty much always have to spend lots of money on them, especially if they are worth a damn. Doesn't matter if it's dinner, car repairs, clothes or rent or whatever, it's an investment.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:09 pm

If that investment doesn't even last until the next day, it's a using whore, not an investment.

co · Post by co » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:15 pm

Damn, pinback dates prostitutes. That's low.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:35 pm

Vitriola wrote:If that investment doesn't even last until the next day, it's a using whore, not an investment.

Vx don't talk much in these threads, but she seems to make more sense when she does than everyone else combined, including the author.

(Especially the author, one might add.)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:16 pm

Did you end up just not calling her / e-mailing her back? How did you tell her she was a vapid, giggling whore?

Did you do it just now with a screenshot? Cos that would be AWESOME.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:19 pm

No, none of those things. But my last email was fairly... uninvolved, and I haven't heard back since, so I think it's safe to say that we're done.

And it only cost me $545.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:38 pm

That's not so bad to spend on two dates in the Big City! I mean, considering you probably got lots of mad skin off this ho and maybe a homemade video.

Actually, I kid. Not so bad for two dates.

Was it two dates? That wasn't what the SECOND i.e. LAST one cost, did it??

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:01 pm

Yes, two dates. And I'm including the price of the new car battery.

But don't tell me that's not bad for two dates.

That's inexcusable for four dates.

Inexcusable.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:09 pm

You didn't buy *her* the car battery, I'm assuming.

Ugh... did she have to "give you a jump," then? Maybe there is something more sinister at work here than her own whorey whoreness.

That's a lot for two dates, don't get me wrong. I just wanted to be sure that you knew that before I chimed in.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:11 pm

She gave me no jumps of any kind.

I did not buy her the car battery. That was a little "gift to me".

The drinks all over the place didn't sway her. The car breaking didn't sway her.

I expect to hear from her again when she runs out of foie gras.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:12 pm

she is the enemy of Quack, the Duck People

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:36 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:she is the enemy of Quack, the Duck People

Damn if I wasn't thinking the exact same thing!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:41 am

The word 'Skeezler' comes to mind. That's from the soap operas. It pertains to a gold digging woman. One that's always plotting some kind of chicanery. Please feel free to use it in any emails you send her.

THE
WASHBOARD
WEEPER
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:03 pm

Seriously, though. Office romance. Can ya make that happen, or is that just more trouble than it's worth?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:09 pm

Of course it can happen, as long as the people involved are professional, and not clingy or creepy. And preferably don't work all that close together. But working in the same building or for the same company isn't that big a deal.

Just, like, make sure they're actually interested this time, and not whorish or a cocktease. And if co-workers have to work with both of you, NO meaningful glances, NO touching, NO private conversations or personal jokes, NO advice-asking to those that may know the person better. Nobody at all wants to be involved in that kind of thing, even if it's going well.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:46 pm

Alright, see! Now we're gettin' somewhere!

Although how long can you do the "goin' out for drinks and inviting me to poker with your friends" thing before you either see what's up or just let it go?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:14 pm

This seems to be your problem lots of times. Let's go on the assumption that you are completely BLIND to a woman's overtures. And, for the sake of professionality, it would be good for you to be that ignorant. A woman, who really wants a man, if her subtle clues go unnoticed, will really, truly, let you know. Like, she will sit on your lap and kiss you passionately if nothing else works. She will ask you out on a 'date', and let you know that it is such. She will hold your hand. She will indicate that the homeless person trotting roses through the restaurant is selling something she WANTS from you, and give you significant glances in that respect. Do nothing until she does those things. Because, lots of women like to have male friends they can hang loose with. If you're still confused, there's nothing there. She will unconfuse you in a quick hurry if she wants more.