[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K5!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:33 pm

Well, BREAKING things, I can do.

My pleasure.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:35 pm

Thank you. I also demand prawns in a ginger/chile sauce.

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:35 pm

pinback wrote:Hey, I didn't help her write any poems. I told her it was STUPID and PATHETIC. But I took her to Michael's, because I enjoy getting out of the house.

But you have plastic palm trees and blue lights!

And what are the chances I'll be seen around town with another hot 20 year old any time soon? I'm protectin' my rep, bro.

Yeah, I'm sure that the 55-year old pear-shaped grandmothers who work at Michael's now think you're King Of All Studmuffins.

Take it from a guy whose wife likes to go to Michael's.....BE A MAN AND WAIT IN THE CAR LIKE THE REST OF US. We tailgate.

As for poetry, here's a haiku for you:

Ben is a big queen.
He goes to Michael's with girls
Who he will never shag.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:36 pm

Why don't I just order 'em on a PIZZA, then I can eat two slices of it, and you can take the rest back to your MAN?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:38 pm

chris wrote:Yeah, I'm sure that the 55-year old pear-shaped grandmothers who work at Michael's now think you're King Of All Studmuffins.

Seriously, though? Michael's is staffed nearly 100% by hotties. Seriously. At least, round these parts. And they're forever getting up on those ladders and leaning over to stock things on the high shelves.

Highly recommended.

Ben is a big queen.
He goes to Michael's with girls
Who he will never shag.

The joke here is that I never get laid and let women use me a lot. Do you get it?

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:38 pm

pinback wrote: Fuckin' judgemental, holier-than-thou geek loser fuckers. DIE!

Geeks? Maybe. People having actual SEX on a regular basis? OH SWEET JESUS YES!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:39 pm

> who he will never shag

Let's all count the syllables, by the way.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:41 pm

chris, why do you have to come along and ruin threads once they finally get going? I mean, this thread was HOPPING. And then chris, the human emergency brake, shows up and grinds it once again to a halt.

I just hope I have an opportunity to complain about some NEW abhorrent female behavior in the near future.

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:07 pm

pinback wrote:> who he will never shag

Let's all count the syllables, by the way.

That's what I get for rewriting the last line late at night. Oh well.

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:09 pm

pinback wrote:chris, why do you have to come along and ruin threads once they finally get going? I mean, this thread was HOPPING. And then chris, the human emergency brake, shows up and grinds it once again to a halt.

There are 142 registered users on this board, and a thread is "hopping" if 2 people post to it?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:57 pm

Whoa, we don't call people's boyfriends "n!33rs" on this BBS. Wait, I mean we didn't used to.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:59 pm

Someone help my poor reading comprehension. Does the current girl who Ben doesn't even want that bad have a boyfriend who was in jail? What's this "Michael's" place and why does it exist? It has the stupidest fucking name for any business I've ever heard of.

Ben was basically getting beat up over some girl he USED to hang out with, right? I presume this is the case.

If she took your BBQ chicken pizza to the conjugal visit that's funny, not sad.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:57 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Someone help my poor reading comprehension. Does the current girl who Ben doesn't even want that bad have a boyfriend who was in jail?

No.

What's this "Michael's" place and why does it exist?

Arts and crafts store. It exists to employ hot chicks and sell me fake palm trees.

Ben was basically getting beat up over some girl he USED to hang out with, right? I presume this is the case.

What?

If she took your BBQ chicken pizza to the conjugal visit that's funny, not sad.

What?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:18 pm

She took your pizza....

That's a bad thing...

She took it from your fridge to give it to another man

that's a sad thing

THE
BLUES
COULD LEARN
A FEW THINGS
FROM YOU
AARDVARK

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:49 pm

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:46 pm

The man is out of control!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:07 am

I am now utterly confused by page 14 of this thread. Please to the be of making with the explaining, please.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:19 am

What's the problem?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:43 am

All of it.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:53 am

Sorry.