[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women 2K4

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:38 pm

pinback wrote:Is there something funny/offensive about this?

"Ich sehe aus wie ein Cheeseburger, und du wie 'ne Flasche Bier."

Bwa-hahahahaha!!!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:29 pm

It means, "I look like a cheeseburger, and you look like a bottle of beer."

That's what that means.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 4:41 pm

It's 5:36 PM, and that can mean only one thing. I am bored to fucking death.

And THAT can mean only one OTHER thing, which is that it's time for today's installment of HOW CAN YOU ACTUALLY CALL THEM PINBACK'S WOMEN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!

Name: Anja K.
Nickname: The Bart, The!
Pictures: A few more available. But posting them here, that's... that's kind of creepy, isn't it? Seems a little creepy to me, I dunno. What do you think?
Status: AUSCHWITZ

Updates:
- Asked me if I would like to go to dinner tonight.

- Because there is nothing more important to me than the camaraderie of my good friends Robb, Dayna, and that other guy, I told her to PISS OFF!!! How you like THAT?! You gotta teach these broads right up front that, yeah, they're really sweet kids and all, but you need your space. Bros before hoes, mein frau. But you have a super evening.

Chance of success: I ain't even going to get close to jinxing this.
Enthusiasm level: Just barely under control, fighting like a bucking bronco.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:34 pm

pinback wrote:Let's play a little game, shall we? Let's play "Guess Which One Pinback Met Over the Internet".

Back right.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:46 pm

IceCreamJonsey: Nobody wants to do anything for Halloween. =(
BenMustard: Well, maybe we can all come down here and listen to my neighbor have sex!
IceCreamJonsey: Rofffles!
IceCreamJonsey: You're moving, though! Gonna get a bedroom!
IceCreamJonsey: Congrats, pallie!
BenMustard: Well, maybe.
BenMustard: I waffle on that, much as a waffle might.
IceCreamJonsey: I think you'd be happy with a bed. We could all go to CALI and get your stuff for your new place!
IceCreamJonsey: Which you totally love!
IceCreamJonsey: Boulder, I mean.
BenMustard: I've lived in worse spots, sure.
IceCreamJonsey: Zuh!!?
IceCreamJonsey: You hate it here. =( I'm sorry, man.
BenMustard: But, you know, more space, a bed, that's all good stuff too.
BenMustard: "Come in, Anja, care to lie down on my... inflatable mattress?"
IceCreamJonsey: "Anja, let's clear off the breakfast bar."
IceCreamJonsey: "And then let's make it filthy. Guten tag!"
BenMustard: Hehehe
BenMustard: "I think there's some room behind the dishwasher."
IceCreamJonsey: "We could have sex on the oven and call it the "Fucking Oven" which is also what my people called it back in the 1940s when they were hanging around your people, you fucking anti-semite."

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:06 pm

I said at the time that this was the funniest thing anyone had ever said in the history of everything.

I stand by that statement.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 4:56 pm

I give it a 2.5.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:25 pm

Maybe you had to be there.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:07 pm

Yeah, it was probably much funnier sitting in your living room reading an AIM message than in my living room reading an AIM message. Or maybe it's because your living room is also your dining room, bedroom, office, and den; maybe the very cloying roominess of it made you slightly giddy.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:14 pm

Well, I liked it, anyway.

Should I continue this "Pinback's Women" thing, or is this just tiresome at best?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:44 am

You might need to start a new subject for the new quarter, but we definitely want to know all about the lovely Anja.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:09 pm

Okay. Well, let's just leave this thread at this:

The lovely Anja K. is in San Francisco this weekend. However, upon her return, we will definitely DO SOMETHING. TOGETHER. SOMEWHERE.

Once there's anything to report on that angle, I shall begin the thread anew.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:49 pm

pinback wrote:we will definitely DO SOMETHING. TOGETHER. SOMEWHERE.

GIF! GIF! GIF!

Bruce

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:08 pm

GIF. Of what? What the hell are you talking about?

"Hey, do you mind if I have a picture of us taken while we're here? Yeah, it's for this BBS that I no longer go to, ever. There's this guy there who cannot, under penalty of death, stop making lame sexual innuendo, and he's just dying to check us out and get to work on coming up with humorous captions."

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:00 pm

Well, nothing useful to report on the Anja K. angle. We've now entered the portion of our relationship where she is always too busy to get together with me. Busy girl, I can respect that. Lot of irons in the fire.

But, you know, if you wanna meet someone, you make time to meet them. Everybody knows that.

So, we might have to just move on here, as unfortunate as that is to report.

In happier news, PINBACK is now ON THE LOOSE again!!! Gentlemen, hide your 9-year-old daughters!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:45 pm

Come to Ohio, I know plenty of women that have ALL the time in the world for you!

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:35 pm

Waitasec, I thought I was the anti-poster here.

Who's this Knuckles maggot?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:06 pm

pinback wrote:STATUS: oh lord

The status with Michelle is... is...

...is going to get worse before it gets better.

Boy, I called this motherfucker, didn't I.

(Just going over old times, to see if I can learn anything for this time. Which I can't.)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:08 pm

Vitriola wrote:Guys in these relationships NEVER give up. The women make sure they don't. We're going to be hearing about this for a looooonnng time. Jesus, I thought you were too smart for this shit.

Boy, you called this motherfucker, didn't you.

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