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Lysander
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Post by Lysander »

Incredible.

A movie featuring an irritating actress playing an irritating main character, a somewhat amusing Saturday Night Live performer playing a complete moron, a forgetable actor playing an equally forgetable boyfriend, someone who I can't for the life of me place playing an incompitant police Lieutenant, an even more forgetable actress trying soi very hard to get recognition via playing not so much a character as a varied collection of hippy gags and a treo of the most one-dimentional villains since Moonraker, this movie managed to disgust me on every possible level. The only character I came even close to liking was the FBI agent and he had at the maximum ten lines. Gag after gag after gag parades across my screen, some of them having potential to be more than just gags but are not used that way, almost every single one manages to be old, trite, seen coming a mile away, and not in the least amusing. Seriously guys, when the most memmerable part of your movie is the last line of the blooper real running through your credits, your movie sucks balls.

1/10
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