TigerCast 2004 Teaser Trailer

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:30 pm

In a world where the distance from a little white ball to the bottom of a small cup is as vast as the measure of the human heart, one man stepped forward to recount the progress of the PGA Tour as it moved inexorably through the 2004 season, and hopefully not kill himself in the process.

(CLANK!) Coming Thursday

(CLANK!) To Jolt Country BBS

(CLANK!) TigerCast 2004

(CLANK!) 01.08.04

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:18 pm

tiger suxx sincehe got married lorl

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:38 pm

If Tiger can keep performing while surrounding himself with this:

then is would follow that someone should be able to put out a GAME every year or so even tho they might be shacking up with one of their own females.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:25 pm

Vitriola wrote:If Tiger can keep performing while surrounding himself with this: then is would follow that someone should be able to put out a GAME every year or so even tho they might be shacking up with one of their own females.

He isn't performing, though... he's a shell of the golfer that he used to be. Not that I am using his inability to perform after he found someone he would like to marry to be some sort of excuse for my own sad sack or whatnot. That's his own problem.

But don't take my word for it. Let's ask... TigerCast2004!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:34 pm

He isn't performing. He isn't performing.

Most PGA wins, 2003 (5).

PGA Tour Player of the Year, 2003.

First player to win five tournaments five straight years.

Longest made-cut streak in history (accomplished in 2003).

Son, you know as much about golf as you know about wine. Perhaps you'd prefer a sweeter, fruitier golfer.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:45 pm

If he keeps practicing, he could be a sweeter, fruitier golfer.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:02 pm

pinback wrote:He isn't performing. He isn't performing.

Most PGA wins, 2003 (5).

PGA Tour Player of the Year, 2003.

First player to win five tournaments five straight years.

Longest made-cut streak in history (accomplished in 2003).

Son, you know as much about golf as you know about wine. Perhaps you'd prefer a sweeter, fruitier golfer.

No offense, "Ben," but I'd rather talk to TigerCast2004 regarding this topic.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:29 pm

That's interesting, because according to the Teaser Trailer, TigerCast 2004 won't be released until "01.08.04". So, if you want to wait two more days for a meaningful answer to your idiotic, uninformed, and paper-thin provocative statements, then that is your right.

I just thought, maybe, you might not want this ENTIRE bulletin board system to die, and so would want to engage in some meaningful dialogue with your other users.

But, whatever, that's cool. Go back to your Raspberry Creamsicle Riesling. Dull that pain.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:55 pm

pinback wrote:That's interesting, because according to the Teaser Trailer, TigerCast 2004 won't be released until "01.08.04".

I know. I was sort of telling you how much I hate talking to you. Don't get me wrong, I am quite glad you're back... but the "start to hatred" meter began spinning, and then broke, because I hate you so much.

So, if you want to wait two more days for a meaningful answer to your idiotic, uninformed, and paper-thin provocative statements, then that is your right.

How was my argument "paper-thin"? Tiger Woods has shown a DRAMATIC dis-improvement since he met that harlot, the (like) 57th blonde he's bagged since he got famous.

Oh, but THIS one he is going to marry! Oh! Ohhh!

I believe it, because he's SUCKED since then. Not since the beginning of the year. I never said that. But since he decided to get married.

The proof is in the pudding.

I just thought, maybe, you might not want this ENTIRE bulletin board system to die, and so would want to engage in some meaningful dialogue with your other users.

But, whatever, that's cool. Go back to your Raspberry Creamsicle Riesling. Dull that pain.

i hate you

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:14 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:How was my argument "paper-thin"? Tiger Woods has shown a DRAMATIC dis-improvement since he met that harlot

I half (or, like 99%) think you're just saying this to try to stir up some crap on your otherwise inert BBS, and I was just about ready to launch into a tirade on how ridiculous a statement that is, but I think I'd first like to see you try to back up your assertion of a DRAMATIC (or, in fact, ANY) dis-improvement since he met said "harlot".

Let me start you off on the wrong foot: His scoring average for 2003 was the second best scoring average in PGA Tour history. And he won nearly a third of the tournaments he entered, an almost ridiculous statistic.

Now. Talk to us about a dramatic dis-improvement.

I believe it, because he's SUCKED since then. Not since the beginning of the year. I never said that. But since he decided to get married.

The PGA Tour season was OVER by the time they got engaged, and the one silly-season event he entered, the Target thing out at Sherwood, he came in second to Davis Love III, almost erasing an 8-shot deficit on the final day.

But everybody including yourself knows you have no idea what you're talking about, so I guess the joke's on me.

L. O. L.