Proof that the X-Play forums are a cesspool.

[bruce]

Sorry to get undressed and have you find that everything under the shirt is fake ... I've never even heard of him.

I'm crushed.

I weep.

Et cetera.

Bruce

[James Bond]

No, Robb, you see he's a *new person*. Probably the bastard spawn of Base Monitor and Molly Muffsweet or something. ULP! *runs away*