2023 NFL Playoffs

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Neither of these teams are going to the playoffs.



Jomboy is definitely not getting lazy at th--

"63's like, 55's like"

[Da King]

wut?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

wut?

It was my intent to talk PLAYOFFS, but I don't really know who is in. And then I saw a funny video about disrespect.

So this thread is about the playoffs and disrespect.

[AArdvark]

I had to read the comments so I could understand why the coach was mad. I didn't know about "victory formation". See, I'm learning all this new football stuff. There's a lot more going on than just guys running around in a field

[Da King]

wut?

It was my intent to talk PLAYOFFS, but I don't really know who is in. And then I saw a funny video about disrespect.

So this thread is about the playoffs and disrespect.

I am "wut"ing you because your video has been blocked by the NFL.

You want me to click on something to go to another link to watch that something so that I can come back here and talk about something? What kind of time do you think I have?

[Da King]

I had to read the comments so I could understand why the coach was mad. I didn't know about "victory formation". See, I'm learning all this new football stuff. There's a lot more going on than just guys running around in a field

"Victory Formation" is basically when you have the game locked up, all you need to do is hike the ball, start the clock, and the other team cannot stop you or the clock. It's a way to end the game.

Atlanta was upset because the Saints were in "Victory Formation", which is basically a way of saying "We're not going to run any more real plays. We're just running out the clock". Except that the Saints pulled a fast one on them in a lopsided victory, and got Jamaal Whatshisname his first TD of the year, on a cheap play at the end of a game.

The Falcons coach was MORE pissed that he knew he was losing his job that night, but he had to put up a good fight on national TV when the Saints did it.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

It was pretty funny. The last time anyone will ever see this "Arthur Smith" guy. Our last memory will be him cursing on television like a bitch. Ha, ha!

Ha!

(I dislike the coach of my team too. The only thing that would have been better is if they both had gotten fired.)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Ok, in terms of the actual games being played, WHOYA GOT???

I'll take Bills over Steelers.

I'll take Rams over Lions because the NFL fixes games for the Rams and fixes them against the Lions. You could not have a more predictable matchup. Goddamn, I can't wait to see how the league cheats to screw over Detroit and prop up LA.

[AArdvark]

I am "wut"ing you because your video has been blocked by the NFL.

That's the NFL, can't risk someone else possibly making a dime on their video clip.

I knew the players would just drop on the ball to run down the clock, I did not know it had a name, or that there were unwritten rules about making an actual play while lining up like that.

[Da King]

It was pretty funny. The last time anyone will ever see this "Arthur Smith" guy. Our last memory will be him cursing on television like a bitch. Ha, ha!

The Falcons confuse me because their owner is Arthur Blank, and their coach was Arthur Smith.

its 2024. Who TF has two Arthurs???

[Da King]

Ok, in terms of the actual games being played, WHOYA GOT???

My 4-game parlay for the weekend:
Packers +7 (Dak Prescott is the least clutch QB in the NFL, followed closely by Tua, but I didnt have the balls to take the Pack straight up to win)
Rams +3 (Predicted this game as a toss-up, which it basically was)
Buffalo to beat Pittsburgh
Philly over TB

I'll take Rams over Lions because the NFL fixes games for the Rams and fixes them against the Lions. You could not have a more predictable matchup. Goddamn, I can't wait to see how the league cheats to screw over Detroit and prop up LA.

I fucking love Dan Campbell. Best coach in the NFL. I'm pulling for the Lions until/unless they play Buffalo in the Super Bowl.

[Flack]

As a guy who lives in Oklahoma and follows OU, I would never pick Hurts over Mayfield. That was easy money!

[Da King]

I knew that Mayfield was playing with a bum shoulder.

I did not realize that AJ Brown was not playing, nor was any of the Eagles secondary.

That was a bad leg on my part. Bastards.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I get the joke, I like the joke and I appreciate the joke. However.



I think she'll manage, seeing how she's already finding some place to stay to support her boyfriend in fucking Missouri.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Belichick possibly going to Atlanta. Without the world's greatest QB I say he is MOSTLY HARMLESS. This is fine. Hope he wins one fewer game than the Saints each year and beats Shula's win record and then retires mid season.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Chiefs and 49ers.

The rest of all y'all enjoy that one!

[AArdvark]

Huh, I thought the Lions for sure. Guess I went to bed too early. Well now I have to ask my conspiracy theory guy about those pre-printed tickets.

[Da King]

Fuck the Chiefs. I may go buy a 49ers jersey.

[Da King]

Someone on Twitter had the best line about the Lions... something to the effect of, "Once I heard that Sabres and Maple Leafs fans were all backing the Lions, I knew they were fucked."

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hahahha. True.

Well, it was a miserable season of football (for me).

Onto 2024!