Need a quote for Revision 93

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:06 pm

It's been a few months since the quote on the first page changed. It's currently regarding cheese burritos. First funny line gets the bright lights and the lack of an attribution. There will be quotation marks around it, though.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:10 pm

"fart... hehehe"

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:15 pm

"Arrr, 'tis driving me nuts!"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:20 pm

....

.... JESUS.

I will know only be taking quotes from made-up people. I am really hoping that DJ Oink makes an appearance, because he's the only one who can salvage this trainwreck... no, trainwreck doesn't do it justice -- this moon-falling-from-the-sky-wreck of a thread.

Jerry Seinfeld · Post by **Jerry Seinfeld** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:30 pm

"these crackers are making me thirsty"

CITIZEN ASHCROFT · Post by **CITIZEN ASHCROFT** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:40 pm

JESUS LOVES YOU, CHILD. REPENT NOW AND SAVE YOUR SOUL.

Jack Link · Post by **Jack Link** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:51 pm

The harder the jerky, the better it worky!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:33 pm

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:57 pm

I'm not going to bother to gimmickize myself.

But I have two good slogans for bumper stickers, that you could use:

1) "Jesus is coming. Swallow."

and

2) "Support the priesthood. Lube up."

and then, number 3, which isn't offensive, but captures, I think (and I'm totally serious here) what's gone wrong with America in the last two decades:

3) "When did it become un-American to root for the underdog?"

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 5:13 pm

Jack, It is funny until you throw in these fucking message board images in here.

"Can I buy a comma?"

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 7:24 pm

No, actually it wasn't.

And yes, I am hopelessly addicted.

danzaland · Post by **danzaland** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 7:47 am

"Sir we have a policy about putting buttery topping on Milk Duds"

Or the follow up

"You also have a policy about washing you hands after going to the bathroom"

to which the retort is

"touche"

danzaland · Post by **danzaland** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:12 am

How about:

"The Power to Tax is The Power to Destroy"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:20 am

danzaland wrote:"Sir we have a policy about putting buttery topping on Milk Duds"

Or the follow up

"You also have a policy about washing you hands after going to the bathroom"

to which the retort is

"touche"

I still have that on my voice mail at work. It's been a few years now, I think. But still that remains! I have to find a way to extract that to an MP3.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 10:14 pm

"Do you ever sometimes feel... not so fresh?"

Need a quote for Revision 93

Need a quote for Revision 93

funny quote