Ich bin ein Danzalander

Faaip de Oiad · Post by **Faaip de Oiad** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:49 am

I, I don't have a whole lot of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and... [chokes] I've kind of been running across the country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really soon.

OK, um, um, OK, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, they're extradimensional beings, that, an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. They are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a, a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51.

The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:03 pm

Faaip de Oiad wrote:The disasters that are coming, they, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable.

Hi and welcome to the BBS, Faaip.

So you're from Area 51, right? Let me ask you this. You know how if you hang around the same 'type' of woman all day long, eventually you start to become attracted to that type, what with familiarity increased and everything? Like, maybe you don't go for blondes or Asian chicks or whatever, but you start to see some pretty ones on a daily basis and all of a sudden you appreciate their "thing" that they have going. Is it the same with female grey aliens? Did you eventually start thinking, "you know, if I found some KY -- and the chemical did not burn away her lithe, smooth, alien skin -- I would totally hit that shit"?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:05 pm

FIRST TO SAY: Hehehe, I get it.

(To the original poster, not to whatever ICJ said, which of course, I didn't read.)

danzaland · Post by **danzaland** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 8:49 pm

Anything I talk about I can back up with at least ONE newspaper article. The only exception would be the Scalar Wave thing and that I am/was skeptical about because I haven't really researched it, but thought it was interesting to post.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:42 am

To clarify: I thought Bugs' "Why do you hate America?" comment in the other thread was funny only because of how random it was. I mean, it's obvious to me that you DON'T hate America and that your posting of those articles is indicative of anything but.

Then there is the illustrious Mr. Parrish. Who else can go on and on at length about how nobody else brings their "A" game on here, and then go "first post!" on a thread where :

1) Faap does just that
2) The thread is about how you do just that. Continually.

I think Ben's just mailing it in on the other bases. Like De Niro in "Meet the Parents."

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