Guess What Was In Pinback's Car

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Guess What Was In Pinback's Car

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 17, 2013 10:19 pm

This is a fun thread for people where you can guess what was in Pinback's car when he loaned it to me for a week.
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Post by pinback » Fri May 17, 2013 10:33 pm

I was told this thread was being deleted.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 17, 2013 10:36 pm

I don't have any, sir.
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Post by pinback » Fri May 17, 2013 10:38 pm

You may keep this base if you rename it "Bridges, Cars, and Boats".
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Post by AArdvark » Sat May 18, 2013 3:12 am

Was the thing in the car...alive?




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Post by Flack » Sat May 18, 2013 10:23 am

Here's my guess:

10. Hot-wing colored fingerprint smudges on the rear view mirror.

09. Used napkins from Los Pollos Hermanos.

08. Dog hair.

07. A Meshuggah CD.

06. A copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

05. Beyond Insanity-flavored stains on the carpet.

04. Empty coffee cup from the Rio Rancho Coffee Club and Cheese Shop.

03. Well hidden stash of Jack-in-the-Box receipts.

02. Official KHUM Larry Trask Voodoo Doll.

01. Don Rogers brand condoms.
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Post by lethargic » Sat May 18, 2013 11:43 am

Seats
Steering wheel
Pedals
Seat belts
mirror
radio

co

Post by co » Sat May 18, 2013 9:26 pm

Flack wrote:03. Well hidden stash of Jack-in-the-Box receipts.
I was already going to say puke residue

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Post by pinback » Sat May 18, 2013 10:15 pm

Flack wrote:01. Don Rogers brand condoms.
No but omigod...

"You don't wanna be... some stupid idiotic JERK do you? NO. Well, then wear Don Rogers-brand condoms! Whatzat?? That's Don Rogers-brand condoms! It'll make you and your partner say... Uh huh."
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Post by Flack » Sun May 19, 2013 5:29 am

"Honey, I'm pregnant."

Don't pull that fucking SHIT on me!

"But I don't know if it's yours."

TELL me... what the rules are.

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Post by RealNC » Sun May 19, 2013 11:34 am

A dead guy in the trunk?

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Post by Flack » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:46 pm

Were any of these guesses correct?
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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:12 pm

Flack wrote:Were any of these guesses correct?
The Meshuggah CD was correct. But this whole thread was just Jonsey's cute way of telling you that there were a bunch of empty vodka bottles on the floor in the back, but then he decided against it because you don't out your boys like that.

Ha ha pinback's an alcoholic ha ha.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:50 pm

Well now I feel bad.

This is why I don't really like to start threads here.

In my defense, there is a graphic in Fallacy of Dawn that shows a kitchen with pizza boxes everywhere.

This one:

Image

The pizza boxes were not photoshopped.
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Post by Flack » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:30 pm

pinback wrote:
Flack wrote:Were any of these guesses correct?
The Meshuggah CD was correct. But this whole thread was just Jonsey's cute way of telling you that there were a bunch of empty vodka bottles on the floor in the back, but then he decided against it because you don't out your boys like that.

Ha ha pinback's an alcoholic ha ha.
Well then ICJ is a horrible person and I am the winner and deserve another $5 on top of the $5 I won from the match game.

(If you didn't spend it all on booze.)
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Post by RealNC » Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:34 pm

Don't drink and drive, man.

Btw, I assumed the bottle you drank from in your Avatar review video actually had water in it and used only for comedic effect. Was there really vodka in there?

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Post by RetroRomper » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:55 pm

I feel kinda bad that we've been mocking Pinback for an illness. Maybe we should have an intervention or something? Get the dude addicted to hot sauce and SCII again as opposed to other sauces?

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Post by pinback » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:04 pm

RealNC wrote:Don't drink and drive, man.

Btw, I assumed the bottle you drank from in your Avatar review video actually had water in it and used only for comedic effect. Was there really vodka in there?
Yes.
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Post by RetroRomper » Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:22 pm

Did we conclude that yes, Pinback is both an alcoholic and ranked silver in SCII?

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Post by Flack » Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:03 am

Based on his silence I am starting to suspect Pinback may be accidentally locked in the trunk of his car.

We plan on sending someone to check in another month or two.
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