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When You Take Politics Out of It, GWB Is Pretty Cool

Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:18 am

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Ha haha ha!! That's OUR President! Some reject from The Tick apparently decided to crash the press conference! The LIEberals have been trying for years to get in a shot like that -not so easy, is it, Jackass? Bush's reflexes are LIGHTNING QUICK! I'm gonna make a list of Presidents that wouldn't have gotten out of the way of that thing in a sec.

Here is a quick guide of my opinion of George W. Bush, throughout his Presidency:

2000 - 2001: No opinion
2001, When He Did That Ad-Lib About How "I can hear you!!": Positive
2001-December 14th 2008: :/
December 15th, 2008: Ha haha ha!!

And that goddamn smirk on his face after the first shoe goes by, oh man. I heard that the reporter that did that was from Egypt? So it wasn't even a real Iraqi that was expressing his disappointment with George? Man, if that's true, then fuck Egypt: I'm sure we could figure out a way to transport the Sphinx to South Dakota, and give people two rock-based carving reasons to visit.

Anyway, I am positive that Bush's approval rating will go up a few points next time they check, he may even crack 30. At least for this moment in time, I do officially approve of the job he is doing.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:43 am

Okay, I made the list of what other Presidents would have done, and just posted it as an update on the main site. It should show up four hours from now, so enjoy that with breakfast!
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Post by Garth's Equipment Shop » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:58 am

Lol - I think the Sphinx should go to Vegas and replace that cheesy fake one. And we [the people of the U.S.] also get to keep whatever secrets or treasures are contained in that hidden chamber buried under it's paws. I bet if it was Obama he would have caught the shoe and ran for a touchdown or maybe slam dunk it in the nearest trashcan.
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Post by Casual Observer » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:34 pm

I like that bush's answer later was to belittle the size of the guy's feet (and therefore penis): ‘if you want the facts, it’s a size ten shoe that he threw’

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Post by AArdvark » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:11 pm

This is the first time I have heard him speak since two weeks before the election. It takes something like this to bring teh news. Sad, really.


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Post by Bugs » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:39 pm

25. William McKinley: Shoe sails wide right.
I wonder how many other people got that. You fucking cock.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:52 pm

Sorry about that. You know I wish the Bills would win a Super Bowl, right? You are aware of that fact??
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Post by Vitriola » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:08 pm

Bugs wrote:
25. William McKinley: Shoe sails wide right.
I wonder how many other people got that. You fucking cock.
I didn't get that, but I did assume it was funny.

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Post by bruce » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:54 pm

Vitriola wrote:
Bugs wrote:
25. William McKinley: Shoe sails wide right.
I wonder how many other people got that. You fucking cock.
I didn't get that, but I did assume it was funny.
Hey wow you're posting here again?

I assumed McKinley would be: shoe hits him in the gut. He dies 8 days later.

Taft would have been: Dude, there's no fucking way anyone could miss Taft.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:14 am

McKinley died in Buffalo.

Scott Norwood's 47 yard field goal attempt in Super Bowl XXV sailed wide right as the Buffalo Bills lost to the New York Giants.
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Post by AArdvark » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:57 pm

I thought Norwood's jersey number was 25 or something.



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Post by bruce » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:32 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:McKinley died in Buffalo.

Scott Norwood's 47 yard field goal attempt in Super Bowl XXV sailed wide right as the Buffalo Bills lost to the New York Giants.
Wow.

I can only refer you to:

http://www.xkcd.com/516/

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:00 am

Yeah, well. BUGS GOT IT!!!
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:15 pm

AArdvark wrote:I thought Norwood's jersey number was 25 or something.



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That made me chuckle, kickers cant wear 25.
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Kickers of the modern era can only wear numbers 1-19. Back in the old days you had running bucks wearing numbers like 76

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sometimes kickers wear 76
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and then there is this guy


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WRs can only wear 80-89 but they have relaxed on that now

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and rest in peace Sammy Baugh, the best Quarterback/punter who wore 33 that ever lived , a number modern day quatrerbacks and punters arent allowed to wear.

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Post by AArdvark » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:34 pm

Hey, I watched a HALF of a football game last Sunday. The Bills were playing...some team and they won.


I didn't know there were jersey number ranges for different positions. I always assumed that everyone got to pick a favorite based on seniority or something.

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Post by bruce » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:44 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Back in the old days you had running bucks wearing numbers like 76
YOU RACIST FUCK.

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Post by AArdvark » Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:20 am

Hey, that wasn't me.

How'd this go from Bush getting shooed to racist footballers?

I'd like to see Woody Wilson duck out of the way if someone threw footwear at him.


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Post by bruce » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:17 am

AArdvark wrote:Hey, that wasn't me.
EDITED!

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:27 pm

I still can't believe Bush ducked the first one. Seriously, it amazes me every time I see it. That thing would have hit me in the face and exploded, STILL AS A SHOE.
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Post by AArdvark » Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:20 pm

Calvin Coolidge would have let the shoes hit him and said nothing.

Richard Nixon would have denied ever being in the same room with someone who would throw shoes

Teddy Roosevelt would have drawn his game rifle from under the podium and blasted the shoes before they traveled a dozen yards, then he would have joked about it.


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