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Disaster Scenerio

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:29 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
Anyone ever wonder what shape the country would be in if that fourth hijacked plane hit congress and instead the other three planes ended up in a wheat fields?

My guess, in about 8 years we the American people would have found a away to replace the 500+ fuck ups in congress with 500+ equally talented pieces of shit so probably status quo, but Marvel Comics..... What if?

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:04 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
This could be an interesting discussion. Who do you believe would be in the building? Do you want to say "all of them" for the ease of discussion? The house and the senate?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:33 am
by Lysander
Noteably, Bush would be gone, so he wouldn't have been hit. I dunno how many people were actually in the building when the plane would have crashed, if we're gonna do this up right we should prolly figure that out. 'Cause that's the rub--who lives and who dies. A government with about half of congress gone but an intact cabinet is a very different one from no senate or Cheney but with a fully intact house and President, say.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:27 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
all of congress die in the crash, president and VP live. 535 people dead plus all of their aides and pages and shit. I think the next 8 years would have been AWESOME!

hmmm

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:04 pm
by loafergirl
Crystal Meth? Crack? No, would have to be cocain right? Or are you Joe six pack?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:13 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Mike, would you run for state senate? In that scenario?

I'd think about it if I were unemployed at the t- SHIT. I accessed Bill Ayers's Wikipedia page last week, fuckit, I'm out.

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:16 pm
by Worm
Knuckles the CLown wrote:all of congress die in the crash, <s>president and VP live</s>. 537 people dead plus all of their aides and pages and shit. I think the next 8 years would have been AWESOME!
You really have no insight into how to get liberals to converse with you. :(

Re: hmmm

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:53 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
loafergirl wrote:Crystal Meth? Crack? No, would have to be cocain right? Or are you Joe six pack?
bring all three to my house and you can find out!

Re: hmmm

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:51 pm
by bruce
Knuckles the CLown wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Crystal Meth? Crack? No, would have to be cocain right? Or are you Joe six pack?
bring all three to my house and you can find out!
He can't count to four, so it's not meth, because meth-heads are obsessively counting everything all the goddamn time like they're on Sesame Street or something.

Crack would be too negroid for KNuckles. Beer doesn't make you quite that stupid. So I'm guessing it's cocaine, except that he can very seldom afford it, so most of the time he snorts Drano cut with No-Doz and pretends it's cocaine.

Bruce

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:06 pm
by Worm
I think he was counting crack and coke together.