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Companion animals

Post by AArdvark » Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:26 pm

I guess soldiers have those stress relief dogs and there's those cats that they bring to the old folks' homes. There are special needs people that have companion animals too.
Last week someone came into the bank with a companion animal. You can't make this stuff up....

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Post by Jizaboz » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:04 am

Duck that.

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Re: Companion animals

Post by AArdvark » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:12 pm

It's like a visual representation of a bad joke..

"Hey, didja hear about the retard that goes into a bank with a duck?"

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Post by Tdarcos » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:30 pm

AArdvark wrote:
Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:12 pm
It's like a visual representation of a bad joke..

"Hey, didja hear about the retard that goes into a bank with a duck?"
I like the reverse joke.

Two guys are standing outside of a branch of Zenith National Bank and one of them says a teller is so stupid she'll break a fifteen-dollar bill. The other is afraid he'll get into trouble, and he dismisses the idea as he walks in. He walks up to the teller and hands her the bill. The teller hands him back three bills and he walks out. He smiles and says, "Look! See!" As he looks more closely at the bills he frowns. "Hey! She short-changed me! She only gave me two fours and a six!"
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Re: Companion animals

Post by Flack » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:15 am

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