Billboard's Top 50

Sports & Music

Moderators: AArdvark, Ice Cream Jonsey

User avatar
Flack
Posts: 8822
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:02 pm
Location: Oklahoma
Contact:

Billboard's Top 50

Post by Flack »

Here is Billboard's top 50 albums of 2019, along with my comments.

50. Celine Dion, Courage
The last song I could name of hers is the Titanic song which, in an ironic twist, I cannot think of the name.

49. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Ghosteen
I can't name a Nick Cave song but when I see his name I think of Malory's boyfriend on Family Ties. Yo.

48. Kim Petras, Clarity
I've never heard of this artist.

47. Danny Brown, uknowhatimsayin¿
I've never heard of this artist.

46. Madonna, Madame X
When I think of "new" Madonna songs I think of "Justify My Love." Oh, and "Ray of Light," which came out in 1998.

45. Ozuna, Nibiru
I've never heard of this artist.

44. Miranda Lambert, Wildcard
I've never heard of this artist.

43. Young Thug, So Much Fun
I've never heard of this artist. Also, put more work into your stage name.

42. Oso Oso, Basking in the Glow
I've never heard of this artist.

41. MUNA, Saves the World
I've never heard of this artist.

40. The Raconteurs, Help Us Stranger
I've never heard of this artist.

39. Nilüfer Yanya, Miss Universe
I've never heard of this artist.

38. Luke Combs, What You See Is What You Get
I've never heard of this artist.

37. Maluma, 11:11
I've never heard of this artist.

36. Jamila Woods, Legacy! Legacy!
I've never heard of this artist.

35. Sturgill Simpson, Sound & Fury
I've never heard of this artist.

34. Better Oblivion Community Center, Better Oblivion Community Center
I've never heard of this artist.

33. Ari Lennox, Shea Butter Baby
I've never heard of this artist, but I hope it's Annie Lennox's daughter. Or Lewis Lennox. Hey, what if they got married? That would be something.

32. Khalid, Free Spirit
I've never heard of this artist.

31. Bad Bunny, X 100pre
I've never heard of this artist.

30. Bruce Springsteen, Western Stars
The newest albums I know of his is Born in the USA.

29. Rapsody, Eve
I've never heard of this artist.

28. Sharon Van Etten, Remind Me Tomorrow
I've never heard of this artist.

27. Solange, When I Get Home
I've never heard of this artist.

26. Maren Morris, GIRL
I've never heard of this artist.

25. YBN Cordae, The Lost Boy
I've never heard of this artist.

24. Karol G, Ocean
I've never heard of this artist.

23. Megan Thee Stallion, Fever
I've never heard of this artist.

22. Clairo, Immunity
I've never heard of this artist.

21. Summer Walker, Over It
I've never heard of this artist.

20. Carly Rae Jepsen, Dedicated
I think this is the "Call Me Maybe" girl. If so, congrats on a second hit.

19. FKA twigs, Magdalene
I've never heard of this artist.

18. Mark Ronson, Late Night Feelings
I've never heard of this artist.

17. Brittany Howard, Jaime
I've never heard of this artist.

16. Jonas Brothers, Happiness Begins
I have heard of the Jonas Brothers, because my kids used to watch Nickelodeon. I could not name a Jonas Brother, or any of their songs.

15. Angel Olsen, All Mirrors
I've never heard of this artist.

14. Burna Boy, African Giant
I've never heard of this artist.

13. Post Malone, Hollywood's Bleeding
My wife says I would know this guy if I listened to the radio. Which I don't.

12. Beyoncé, HOMECOMING: THE LIVE ALBUM
Well, I know "Say My Name" and "All the Single Ladies" so I'll call this a win. Also she is married to Jay-Z.

11. Vampire Weekend, Father of the Bride
I've never heard of this artist.

10. J Balvin & Bad Bunny, Oasis
I've never heard of this artist.

09. DaBaby, Kirk
I've never heard of this artist.

08. The Highwomen, The Highwomen
I've never heard of this artist.

07. Tyler, the Creator, IGOR
This guy was on Ridiculousness once.

06. Lana Del Rey, Norman F--king Rockwell
I've never heard of this artist.

05. Maggie Rogers, Heard It in a Past Life
I've never heard of this artist.

04. Lizzo, Cuz I Love You
Lizzo performed on SNL last week. I sounded like my grandpa the entire time. "IS THIS MUSIC? WHAT'S GOING ON?"

03. Taylor Swift, Lover
Wait, is this the "Call Me Maybe" person? I forget.

02. Billie Eilish, When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
She was also on SNL. I sounded like my grandpa the entire time. "IS THIS MUSIC? WHAT'S GOING ON?"

01. Ariana Grande, Thank U, Next
Loved her work in Nickelodeon's "Sam & Cat," not so much her music. Which I do not know.

2019, a great year in music!
"I failed a savings throw and now I am back."

User avatar
Jizaboz
Posts: 4811
Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: Billboard's Top 50

Post by Jizaboz »

Flack wrote: Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:21 pm
01. Ariana Grande, Thank U, Next
Loved her work in Nickelodeon's "Sam & Cat," not so much her music. Which I do not know.
All I know about that little bitch is that she was recorded in a donut shop or something saying repeatedly in her whiney, annoying voice "Ugh. I HATE Americans!" That's what she thinks of just about every person who bought her stupid shit. Who's at fault here? Every person that bought her stupid shit.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

User avatar
Jizaboz
Posts: 4811
Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: Billboard's Top 50

Post by Jizaboz »

Also, surprised Nick Cave is even on this list. I like a lot of his older songs, but "The Boatman's call" only had 1 or 2 songs I liked and "Red Right Hand" gets played in just about every stupid movie these days, so I quit listening to his stuff years ago.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

User avatar
Flack
Posts: 8822
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:02 pm
Location: Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: Billboard's Top 50

Post by Flack »

I put Nick Cave in the same category as Leonard Cohen, which is I have never listened to their stuff but if you asked me I would probably lie just to seem cool.
"I failed a savings throw and now I am back."

User avatar
Jizaboz
Posts: 4811
Joined: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: Billboard's Top 50

Post by Jizaboz »

Flack wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:12 am I put Nick Cave in the same category as Leonard Cohen, which is I have never listened to their stuff but if you asked me I would probably lie just to seem cool.
Haha yeah and really those 2 have a lot in common. Both wrote really depressing songs, so it's not exactly stuff you'd listen to on a drive to the beach. Both wrote great songs I like. And both wrote a LOT of songs that others really enjoy that I can't fucking stand to hear.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

User avatar
Flack
Posts: 8822
Joined: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:02 pm
Location: Oklahoma
Contact:

Re: Billboard's Top 50

Post by Flack »

Flack wrote: Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:21 pm 09. DaBaby, Kirk
I've never heard of this artist.
Well, I take it back!

https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/02/dababy-d ... ning-cops/
"I failed a savings throw and now I am back."

Post Reply