In the climax of VelociPastor, Pastor Doug uses his super power (the ability to turn into a dinosaur) to attack the clan of ninjas that murdered his girlfriend, who was also a hooker.
I could go more into the plot but you already know if this movie is for you or not.
The VelociPastor (2018)
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Re: The VelociPastor (2018)
They forgot the cocaine! Today's audiences want hookers and blow. Hookers alone won't cut it. Unless she strips on camera, which is a different genre.
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Re: The VelociPastor (2018)
Does the movie explain how the pastor acquired super-dino-transformation powers? I think that would make a great prequel.
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He was given a sacred dinosaur claw by a dying warrior who had been stabbed by the evil ninja clan who are also trafficking cocaine.
Did I mention the pimp, Freddy Mermaid? His name is mermaid because "he's swimmin' in bitches."
I mean... 5 stars.
Did I mention the pimp, Freddy Mermaid? His name is mermaid because "he's swimmin' in bitches."
I mean... 5 stars.
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See, Flack, I told you hookers alone won't cut it, you also need blow to make a successful movie.
I rest my case.
"I really feel that I'm losin' my best friend
I can't believe this could be the end."
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I can't believe this could be the end."
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