Great Moments in Cinematic History

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Great Moments in Cinematic History

Post by Flack » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:31 pm

Revenge of the Ninja

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Post by Jizaboz » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:45 pm

Hell yeah!

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Post by Tdarcos » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:43 am

The best fight scene has to be Transporter 2 where Jason Statham kills <strike>11</strike> 13 men with a firehose! (I had to count a second time.) He also does it in under two minutes.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:21 pm

This is a great idea for a thread. Bookmarking!!
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Post by Flack » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:32 pm

One had his arms cut off.

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The other had his legs destroyed by acid.

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Side by side they are two...

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But together they become THE CRIPPLED MASTERS (1979)

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Re: Great Moments in Cinematic History

Post by AArdvark » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:47 am

Best ninja movie EVER!

I can't stop laughing and that's from the premise.

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Post by Flack » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:11 am

Surprisingly, 1979's Crippled Masters is not related to 1978's Crippled Avengers. In the former, four kung-fu fighters are crippled and then "rebuilt" (the guy who loses his legs gets iron legs, the guy who is deaf gets super powered hearing aids, etc). The four main actors in Crippled Avengers were also in 5 Deadly Venoms.
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