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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:34 pm

Draal raises a trembling hand for Aardvark, eyes moving towards Johnny with a weepy stare, pushing against the arm of the couch to huddle near the only one he can trust (and borrow a toothbrush from).
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Post by AArdvark » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:36 pm

I see, so it's still day one here. Ok I vote for Pinback becasue methinks the Pinner doth protest too much


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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:44 pm

Do not vote for me, you fuckers.

I vote for Aardvark, because he can't be stupid enough to actually think I am a The Thing, so he's trying to goad you dumb motherfuckers into wasting your second (and last, if you vote for me) vote of the day.
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Post by gsdgsd » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:45 pm

I'll take that as a "we vote tonight."

I vote for Pinback.

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Post by bruce » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:55 pm

Draal wrote:EDIT And quite nice breasts they are!
Jpg plz kthx bye.

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Post by AArdvark » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:55 pm

See..SEE!!



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Post by Roody_Yogurt » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:00 pm

Ok, I vote for Lysander since he lives in Alaska and that's sort of like Antarctica if you squint your eyes a bit- unless you're Lysander because then squinting does help at all.

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Post by bruce » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:01 pm

AArdvark wrote:With Jonsey's commentary this is actually like playing one of his games, only slower and with more side shit going on.

So now Bruce gets to pick the next testee, right?
I do?

I mean, hey, I'm happy with that, because then I get to pick on one of you miserable assjacks who wanted to test me, or maybe just Pinback (reverse psychology? Or reverse reverse psychology?), but I thought we, like, voted on the second one too.

Or am I misunderstanding this?

And voting might not happen tonight, because work is over in an hour and then, because Amy is not here, I am going up the road to the bar. Or maybe I should reread the thread and put in my vote now, just in case.

So, we know Johnny isn't a The Thing (dammit!). But we also don't know who he would have voted for. So, uh, we're pretty much just guessing again.

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Post by bruce » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:04 pm

pinback wrote:Do not vote for me, you fuckers.
I vote for Aardvark
Oh, yeah, someone doth protest too much.

PINBACK

But Vitriola would be my second choice, because she came out of the gate all accusing on me. Nevertheless: PINBACK.

Who might, or might not, be a homosexual.

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:06 pm

I enjoyed the breasts far more than I enjoyed the boots.

As that happened to you, Pinny, with your locked away homosexual tendencies?

Were making a guess... Why don't we just all say that we vote for whoever Johnny votes for?

Even more, why do we have to vote? I'd much enjoy to see this game go on for several years. Until at least 2010 preferably.

This is my request;

NO ONE VOTE IN THE NEXT TEST

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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:11 pm

Morons. I am playing this game with morons.

DO NOT VOTE FOR ME. I AM NOT A THE THING.

I'm trying to help us here, and you idiots are ruining it. Look, I'm jumping up and down and juggling bananas. Would a THE THING do that?
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:13 pm

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Should I update the dosier? The dosier says... Pinback is a stupid maggot.

We know who the maggot IS, now who is THE THING?

Edit: Now I mean a piece of wood. Pinback is surely a piece of wood who BURNS WELL! Is he a homosexual? No, but I'm sure he's not gay right now.

EDIT: Any modifier such as "stupid, moron, fuckwit, so on and on" can be added to maggot since we are talking about a piece of wood.
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Post by AArdvark » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:14 pm

If a thing wanted to try and draw attention away from the horrible thing-like lumps growing out of your back, I would say yes.


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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:19 pm

Have you missed the whole fucking point? NOBODY WANTS TO BE VOTED FOR. Not me, because it's a wasted vote, and not a THE THING, because he would die.

So if I am being so obvious that only a moron would NOT vote for me, I must be pretty goddamn bad at this game, huh?

And I am NOT. I am NOT bad at this game. I am a HUMAN who wants to kill some THE THINGS. Not waste a whole night. Though it doesn't much matter, because I'll be infected immediately anyway.

(Which would mean the other The Things are also horrible players, since then immediately after being infected, I would be killed, and their ranks lowered. But because you morons are all obviously terrible at this, this is exactly what I expect to happen.)
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:21 pm

I am also Human.

Lists of Humans;

Draal, Pinback, Johnny, Aardvark, Lysander.

Who else here is a human?
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Post by AArdvark » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:23 pm

I am also a human.


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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:26 pm

Then I change my vote from Aardvark to Vitriola.
Above all else... We shall go on... And continue!

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:31 pm

I also.. CHANGE MY VOTE FROM AARDVARK TO VITRIOLA

And who is Johnny?

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:39 pm

Three most likely suspects based on forum postings are...

Pinback, Aardvark, Vitriola.

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Post by Lysander » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:55 pm

pinback wrote:You waited that fucking long just to waste your fucking vote, after I've already told you not to, for excellent reasons.

You SUCK at this game, Lysander. And you are BLIND.
I may be blind, but at least I'm not...a THE THING!
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