Who wants to play "The Thing"?

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Post by Draal » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:31 pm

That is to say, I'm not it.

Sure Vitriola is though. Vote her off the island.

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Post by AArdvark » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:33 pm

This reminds me of that three card monte game the sharpsters play down the side streets of NYC. Where is the monster, come on, test for the monster.
Actually we could do the 'red scare' thing during the McCarthy senate hearings.


I couldn't help but notice that knuckles isn't here...Hmmm perhaps HE'S the thing...


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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:04 pm

I vote for Johnny, because nobody knows who he is, so ICJ wouldn't have any trouble trying to knock him out first.
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Post by Draal » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:18 pm

Worm is the inescapable syndrome of all that is evil.

Everyone, vote for Worm!

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:21 pm

OK, I may be crashing in a bit. Here are the votes as I see them currently:

Pinback: 1 vote to be tested
Bruce: 1 vote
Johnny: 1 vote

If you want to change the vote, that's cool -- when we have a majority I'll run the test. (I'm interpreting Draal's suggestions as just suggestions and not a change of his vote; correct me if I have that wrong, D.)
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:39 pm

Remember, voting in the early stages only takes a second! Feel free to bold your pick, even! Or not!
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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:55 pm

You should not vote for me, because I am not a The Thing, because ICJ would have to be stupid beyond belief to make me a The Thing when I already asked to be a The Thing.

So, whoever voted for me, change your vote, and you'll at least have 1/12 more of a chance of being right.

I am not saying this because I am a The Thing hoping not to be killed. I am saying this because it is true.

Go ahead, vote for me if you want, but you're just wasting your vote.
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Post by pinback » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:59 pm

Molly Muffsweet wrote:Jonsey, when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this game TIED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD!
HAHAHAHA! I just got this. You have to say it out loud (or out loud, in your head) for it to have the fullest effect.
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Post by Worm » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:58 pm

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Because he's the last you'd fucking expect.
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Post by milker » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:26 pm

With a nose like that, you never know where that thing may be searching for ants and getting himself into.

I am with Worm on this and say TEST



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Post by Roody_Yogurt » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:31 pm

I'm in, and I also vote for Johnny, since I'm another Jonny and I'm a self-hating kind of guy.

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Post by AArdvark » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:09 am

Yeah, I vote Johnny too. Can never tell where Thingism is lurking.


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Post by gsdgsd » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:48 am

I vote Bruce.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:52 am

OK, I think we just need to hear from One of the Bruces, Johnny, and Lysander and we can go forward (CO is out of town, but I doubt the vote will come down to one person).
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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:05 am

Yeah, this is bullshit. How can you pick a new Thing at night when you n!33rs can't even get it together enough to vote ONCE per day, much less twice.

I love that. "Sure, I'll play! As long as it doesn't require that I ever visit the website or do anything!"
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Post by pinback » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:02 pm

No posts for the last three hours?

You all SUCK. This game is never going to work if you motherfuckers who said "sure, sounds like fun!" don't actually COME HERE and PLAY THE FUCKING THING.

Either get with the program PRONTO, or shut this place down. Forever.

And I am NOT a The Thing, so don't vote for me.
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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:15 pm

Well.. yay! No messages for three hours?

This makes me wonder... Do any of you talk about this forum in that wonderous reality? Did the DLP vs. Plasma thread elicit strangled and happy conversation?

Truly, its about getting the end result. Were playing a "Board Game!" Hahaha...

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Post by Draal » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:24 pm

Has anyone seen Reading Rainbow? I'm told on a good source it was on PBS this morning.

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Post by milker » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:41 pm

Butterfly in the sky! The thing can fly twice as highhhh.

Take a look, it's in a book,

On Reading Rainbow.

Or

THE NEVER ENDING STORYYYYYYY,
aha ahahahahhaaaaaah aaaaaa.
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:49 pm

I will go ahead and test Johnny, as he has the majority. Normally I will make graphics for this, but I cannot do so before 6:00pm tonight MST and nobody wants to wait that long.

Be right back!
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